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If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.
Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.
Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM
I'm planning on naming pets and/or children after Planeswalkers, so most of them won't have middle names. Jace Beleren, Chandra Nalaar, Elspeth Tirel, Nicol Bolas, Sarkhan Vol, Ajani Goldmane, Liliana Vess, Garruk Wildspeaker, Gideon Jura, Sorin Markov, Nissa Revane... Yeah, I can't think of any who do have middle names.
Although, since I probably have to give my kids my own last name (or that of my better half), maybe those last names would end up being their middle names.
edited 5th May '15 11:08:01 AM by SolipSchism
My friend Max once wanted to name his son Tassadar. 
At the heart of the world...
My cat's (unofficial) middle name is Frederick. (I wanted to name him Fred, but he ended up being named Dexter, so that became his middle name.)
I remember when I was in high school I wanted to name my children using common nicknames that aren't actually shortened versions of the full name, but appended to the full name as if they were. That's really hard to explain, so here's what I'm talking about: "Dick" is a common nickname for "Richard". My kid will be "Dickard". Similarly, I would have a Billiam and a Bobert.
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
I like having Richard for a middle name since I can tell people that Dick is my middle name whenever I'm an asshole.
Oh really when?Isn't that why they're considering changing the name of the spotted dick
?
Spotted dick is great.
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Jeez, how many kids/pets do you plan on having?
"We're home, Chewie."
Hey, Zrunckle!
Who thought limp bizket was a good idea? Who? Who allowed that to happen?
The people in said band. But that might be a stretch.
dizzy
Their name doesn't even deserve to be spelled correctly.
simple as
Lemp bizcut.
dizzy
Lamp Bazkat.
simple as
Uniocular
Baz Lhurmann?
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Wump busken.
At the heart of the world...
Lamb Baskowitz
dizzy
Raed Melki.
simple as
"Just as planned."
lumpz baskets
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Crump bucket
I'm listening to good music now: the music of Fate/stay night. 
@Zarek: Twelve.
I'm going to have five and name them after one Planeswalker of each color. I'm thinking Elspeth (must be a girl), Jace (must be a boy), Sorin (must be a boy), Chandra (must be a girl), and Nissa (must be a girl).
Then I'm going to have six more and name each of them after a character from a movie directed by Quentin Tarantino. I'm thinking Mr. Pink (boy), Jules (boy), Jackie (girl), Beatrix (girl), Shosanna (boy), and King (boy—because Django would be too obvious).
And then the twelfth one is for my boyfriend to name whatever he wants. Might get him a dog instead, as I'm not sure he's responsible enough to have and name a child.
edited 5th May '15 12:59:44 PM by SolipSchism
YOU SHOULD NAME ONE NIV-MIZZET
Drop the Jace
My cat Simba has no middle names (but several nicknames). (Though, Mom named her on 21 October 2005.)
...
Gosh, I forgot that Simba turns 10 this year.
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.