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If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.

Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM

Demetrios Our Favorite Tsundere in Red from Des Plaines, Illinois (unfortunately) Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Our Favorite Tsundere in Red
#176051: Sep 3rd 2014 at 1:30:22 PM

Why aren't there as many good guy cults in fiction?

I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.
Rosvo1 Since: Aug, 2009
#176052: Sep 3rd 2014 at 1:35:02 PM

Because the word "cult" has a negative connotation.

That's why we don't use the word any more, we use the term New Religious Movement.

edited 3rd Sep '14 1:36:38 PM by Rosvo1

ElectricNova Since: Jun, 2012
#176053: Sep 3rd 2014 at 1:36:26 PM

A religion is just a cult with more real estate and no taxes anyway.

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#176054: Sep 3rd 2014 at 1:39:53 PM

Except religions usually don't lock people in rooms and starve them to death and cut off all contact with their family if they disagree these days.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Last_Hussar Since: Nov, 2013
#176055: Sep 3rd 2014 at 1:49:27 PM

More proof that grammar and punctuation is important - from Police arrest report:

"I placed him in handcuffs in the front stacked position, to prevent escape and police safety."

Well, I laughed when I read it.

Keybreak Since: Apr, 2010
#176056: Sep 3rd 2014 at 1:50:11 PM

Also including the word "insure".

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#176057: Sep 3rd 2014 at 1:52:04 PM

There should be saying like:

  • Minecraft does not count as Architecture 101.
  • Call Of Duty does not count as Basic Training.

If there isn't already.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Rosvo1 Since: Aug, 2009
#176058: Sep 3rd 2014 at 1:57:50 PM

NAW BRO I TOTALLY KNOW HOW TO BE A SOLDIER

I GOT 10TH PRESTIGE IN ALL OF THE COD GAMES

inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#176059: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:00:38 PM

I HAVE LOGGED 200 HOURS IN SIMCITY GAMES

I TOTALLY KNOW HOW TO RUN A HIGHLY COMPLEX METROPOLITAN DISTRICT

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#176060: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:00:53 PM

GOOD! HERE'S A BALLISTIC KNIFE, GO KILL OSAMA BIN LADEN!

HE'S DEAD? THEN KILL HIS EQUIVALENT THAT IS STILL ALIVE!

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
BaffleBlend Hey there! Having fun? from Somewhere Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Hey there! Having fun?
#176061: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:04:19 PM

edited 3rd Sep '14 2:04:51 PM by BaffleBlend

"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — Ultimatepheer
Zarek Rollin' rollin' rollin' from Jakku Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
#176062: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:07:15 PM

I'VE PLAYED, LIKE, A TON OF ZELDA GAMES.

I AM VERY EXPERIENCED IN USING A SWORD TO KILL GIANT SPIDERS.

BY THE WAY WHY ARE WE YELLING.

"We're home, Chewie."
dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#176063: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:09:08 PM

Good point, there's no reason to. Rosvo started it and everyone (including me, of course) got carried away.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#176064: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:09:41 PM

I had a teacher that had gone on tour in Iraq that used that stuff to shut down obnoxious kids that wouldn't shut up about COD in the middle of lessons.

"My killstreak is higher than any of yours because I'm still alive."

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
NESgamer190 Hello! from a NES cartridge Since: Sep, 2012
Hello!
#176065: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:09:54 PM

Dwarf Fortress... the one game that'll undeniably teach ya how to build a fortress...

(I was jesting here, but thought why not.)

Also, it's been a while since I posted here. (Admittedly, kinda wished I had posted a couple days ago.)

"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#176066: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:12:59 PM

[up][up]That's pretty kickass. Was s/he an enlisted or an officer?

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#176067: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:17:33 PM

He was an officer, I think. He mentioned doing some stuff training people before that.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#176068: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:48:43 PM

Fuck swords, especially in 99.999999% of fantasy works, especially Japanese ones. That's the weapon of posers, people who don't actually fight.

Spears, and later, guns. THAT's the weapon of people. That's the weapon of fighters, the tools that actually wins you wars.

(there's also archery, artillery, and swords were in many cultures used as sidearms and even main armaments, but I'm going to conveniently ignore all that)

edited 3rd Sep '14 2:50:40 PM by dRoy

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#176069: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:49:58 PM

I dunno about you, but my favourite weapon is language. Why kill or hurt a person once? Death is permanent. Wounds can heal. But words? Words can kill someone every single morning, over and over and over.

Going to make that my sigline.

edited 3rd Sep '14 2:50:34 PM by inhopelessguy

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#176070: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:53:02 PM

I'm talking about physical aspects of war; note how I am excluding logistics, diplomacy, and other non-physical aspects of the fighting.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#176071: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:54:13 PM

Oh, you're talking about war.

In that case, guns, bro. So versatile and come in various forms.

InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#176072: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:54:52 PM

And if you really want to stab people, you can just bayonet them.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#176073: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:54:59 PM

I was wondering when a certain Mao quote was going to come up, or why you're missing logistics entirely, easily the most important aspect of war.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#176074: Sep 3rd 2014 at 2:57:53 PM

Seriously, this whole Sword > Spear/guns (they get treated pretty much exactly the same) thing in speculative fiction needs to die.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#176075: Sep 3rd 2014 at 3:11:29 PM

I don't think my daughter will recognise me after I've been away on this stupid course for two weeks starting this Sunday. This is making me sad.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'

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