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If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.

Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#175776: Aug 30th 2014 at 4:59:36 PM

[up][up]Given enough reason or determination, there's nothing a nation won't try if they can. Even if they had to setup supply depots in Ireland to invade and have it transported by helicopter, they would.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#175777: Aug 30th 2014 at 4:59:56 PM

I wonder how well being good at chess actually translates well into strategy, especially in military.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#175778: Aug 30th 2014 at 4:59:59 PM

I'm still plotting to invade Sealand.

Oh really when?
Ferret Since: Mar, 2014
#175779: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:00:37 PM

Man if someone invades, we are fucked. But I guess we are used to it by now

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#175780: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:01:10 PM

The hell's Sealand?

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#175781: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:01:18 PM

@ Mort. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're snuggling. tongue

@ Garcon. My good friend, you and I shall do that together! All we need is a few charges, plant them on the legs of the rig, and BOOM!

Done.

[up]A "micronation" just off the coast of England. Its actually just a disused oil platform.

edited 30th Aug '14 5:01:53 PM by inhopelessguy

LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#175782: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:02:07 PM

But then how are we gonna turn it into our new kingdom if it's wrecked?

We'll hire some mall cops and rent a boat for the day and take it over.

Oh really when?
Mort08 Pirate AND writer! from Oklahoma Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Pirate AND writer!
#175783: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:03:01 PM

[up][up] I don't think they've known each other for that long. But I'm sure it's coming, and I'll make sure I won't be there when it happens.

Looking for some stories?
InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#175784: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:03:44 PM

Right, bedtime. Goodnght, guys.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#175785: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:06:09 PM

D Roy - one of the big issues is that you need a good knowledge of logistics over everything. Before you can fight, you need to feed and equip your soldiers. A soldier who lacks either simply can't fight.

It is though often good to study for the lower level officers who are in combat, even if they're commanding behind the front lines.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#175786: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:06:51 PM

[up][up]Night. May it be a comforting one, free of demons that plagues your mind.

About that murderous clown living under your bed, though....

edited 30th Aug '14 5:07:07 PM by dRoy

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
#175787: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:08:06 PM

Night, Jones!

oil platform

WWII flak platform, actually. Anyway, a handful of people and some speedboats should be enough to take it. A helicopter would be even better of course.

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#175788: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:12:11 PM

@ Garcon. Mall cops? I was thinking Blackwater, but if that's how you wanna roll.

Ssj3Gojira Arashi Shigehito from The Event Horizon Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Arashi Shigehito
#175789: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:14:23 PM

Wait, we're taking over Sealand? I'll get the N-bombs!

Let's see if you can get past my Beelzemon. Mephiles, WARP SHINKA!
dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#175790: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:14:47 PM

Academi is the New Black(water).

Yes, I know that they're the same thing. XP

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#175791: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:15:37 PM

Eh no, we wanna take over a small metal platform, not murder a bunch of schoolchildren for giggles.

Oh really when?
inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#175792: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:15:38 PM

@ Rovie. Academi just sounds stupid. Blackwater... now that's a name that strikes fear.

[up]Hey, it could be worse. We could hire G 4 S 'Risk Management'.

edited 30th Aug '14 5:16:06 PM by inhopelessguy

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#175793: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:16:36 PM

[up] Well, a PMC doesn't want to sound scary. XD

As for the name, Triple Canopy is a pretty kickass name, methinks.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#175794: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:19:23 PM

How about calling yourself G4S Risk Management? I mean... "Risk Management"? Sounds highly scary.

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#175795: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:20:36 PM

Special Assistance Service. How's that for a name?

British military won't be amused, though. [lol]

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
TolkienOtaku Having a good time! from Utah Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Having a good time!
#175796: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:23:48 PM

Mom is watching a documentary about the 2008 financial meltdown and the business practices that lead up to it. Oh. My. Glob. I don't know what the documentary is called, but it is eye opening just going by what my mom is saying.

Blog link
Catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
#175797: Aug 30th 2014 at 5:35:33 PM

"Risk Management"? That sound like a Hyperion gun on Borderlands 2...

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Ssj3Gojira Arashi Shigehito from The Event Horizon Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Arashi Shigehito
#175798: Aug 30th 2014 at 6:05:50 PM

It really does.

Let's see if you can get past my Beelzemon. Mephiles, WARP SHINKA!
LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#175799: Aug 30th 2014 at 6:08:31 PM

I'm like 90% sure I had a gun called Risk Management.

Which I sold because fuck Hyperion, go Vladof or go home. Or to Jakobs. Both are acceptable.

edited 30th Aug '14 6:21:04 PM by LeGarcon

Oh really when?
inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#175800: Aug 30th 2014 at 6:15:01 PM

That'd be more efficient that the real Risk Management.

They're so shitty that they secured key nuclear power stations with steel fences that could be cut using garden shears.

They also, again at a nuclear station, put up just three security members who then fell asleep on the job, causing an almost national security risk when people not very liked by The State waltzed right into the place. Not to mention that the place had such lax automated security anyway (by Risk Management also!).


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