"The Imperium of Man comes to Gensokyo" Discussion thread.

Ah, Fenrys hjolda. A phrase you'll hear a lot when the Heresy-era Spess Wuhlfs are around.

They do throw it around on every conceivable tone, ranging from Fus Ro DAH all the way to the enthusiasm of a speech synthesizer. These are modern, though I can't remember the exact date.

Also features mute orks and lots of dakka... coming exclusively from the Imperials' bolters.

So I have no clue what's going on here, but since it features Reimu thinking she's a Golden Sun summon (Golden Summum), Kogasa slicing Earth in twain, and Marisa's slaughtermaimrage face, I don't really mind.

Speaking of Touhou characters who murder, who kill, and otherwise engage in mindless savagery... Behold the Anti-Anggrath!

Dat hat.

Dat other hat.

Read this, it's awesome. Though I'm not sure about Seiga as whiny little bitch.

Actually, read all this.

Slenderman visits Gensokyo now?

edited 16th Nov '14 8:43:54 AM by Chabal2

Ah... Tohonifun... I don't agree with his interpretations. 'Nuff said.

Still, Ran was awesome.

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Newly-learned life hack of the day: whenever your way in or out of a car is blocked, do not waste time beating on the windshield, it has been specially designed to hold glass fragments together in a ddition to its mechanical resistance. The teacher told us that the same principle holds for storefront windows: don't bother bringing a large friend with antisocial tendencies and a mallet, the door windows are where it's at (of course, they're also alarmed, but fortunately if it comes to that you have any number of cars to choose from. Happy shopping!).

This teacher also told us of a Canadian study that showed keeping wine in a lead-based glass jug for three weeks led (aha) to non-neglectable levels in the wine, and thus that all lead-based products should be banned in foodkeeping glasses (saturnism happens when you ingest lead, like eating the sweet lead oxides found in some wallpapers and paints). His reaction, on the other hand, was "Only the Canadians would keep wine in a jug for three weeks".

edited 24th Nov '14 4:04:09 AM by Chabal2

Remember to utilize your knowledge for Great Justice... =p

Sorry for not posting, I've just been extremely busy. That and I've been hit very hard with writer's block.

HATS. Revel in their glory (and make sure to read the Alt Text).

Flashy 'umie shootaz? Pull da uvver wun, it's- We'z takin' alluvvem.

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

The Obliterator virus hits Gensokyo.

Yes indeed please.

ALL the canon!

Guys. Guysguysguysguysguys. Behold as I give you, in all his ardent glory, KLOVIS THE REDEEMER (and his deacon Baldrick Malavek), greatest of the Emperor's warrior-priests after the Arch-Zealot of the Redemption himself! Bane of heretics, of mutants and underhive scum!

SCOURGE AND PURGE!

edited 30th Nov '14 7:41:06 AM by Chabal2

Yay, it's December 1st! Time for one of my favourite traditions: the Touhou Christmas Avatar Advent Calendar! This year I'll also be sharing it here, to share the winter cheer.

Starting off this year's calendar is Kyouko Kasodani, gazing up at the snowy mountains and wintery hillsides from Myouren Temple.

edited 1st Dec '14 12:01:11 AM by Lemurian

Good times.

I realize these aren't very Christmassy, but I'm guessing you can get some avatars from this afterwards Lem.

Here you go, an ISC tribute.

edited 1st Dec '14 11:43:04 AM by joergenjetsam

Not Christmassy? There's bright lights blinking everywhere!

Those look awesome! Totally gonna avatarize them after Christmas.

Thanks for sharing.

edited 1st Dec '14 12:15:59 PM by Lemurian

Shameless double-post for December 2nd!

We say hello again to Flandre Scarlet, clad in red and white!◊ Flandre Scarlet has almost become synonymous with Touhou Christmas Avatars over the years, and it's more a question of "how many windows will she get" than if she'll appear in the calendar. Nevertheless, it's good to see her.

EDIT for December 3rd!

Where Flandre goes, Remilia is (hopefully) never far away.◊

EDIT EDIT: On the Fourth of December...

A wild Koishi suddenly appears! Subconsciously or not, she's ready for the holidays...but where did she get that strawberry from?

edited 4th Dec '14 4:01:09 AM by Lemurian

On the fourth day of Christmas, Lemurian gave to we,

A Touhou eating a strawberry!

The Disappointments in Scientific Nomenclature Archives, continued. Kagome is: a Japanese game/type of basket weaving/name, the name of this video,

and a type of atomic arrangement. Guess what the latter is named for.

No! Bad Inquisitor! Only orks get to enjoy shooting more bullets than is possible or reasonable!

edited 4th Dec '14 9:16:06 PM by Chabal2

.45 AUTO WIN

Behind the fifth window of the calendar, it's...

All the way from Makai, it's the witches Yuki (the one on the hat) and Mai (the one eating cake) from Touhou 5: Mystic Square! Characters perhaps somewhat unknown to you guys, they were the stage 4 bosses in the last PC-98 Touhou game. It's their first time appearing in the Calendar, and hopefully not their last.

edited 4th Dec '14 10:47:17 PM by Lemurian

And one is Judas pretty much, the other one believes in the Power of Friendship.

So they're The Sandman's Cain and Abel?

*snrk* lightpowder.

Asterix movie. If it comes out in your region, go see it.

edited 5th Dec '14 8:48:37 AM by Chabal2

Didn't have time to give an update yesterday, sorry. So today's a twofer!

Behind window number 6: Koakuma, everyone's favourite little devil, is ready for Christmas.◊ Since Patchy is often shown in fanworks as celebrating Christmas, I guess Koakuma is pretty busy these days too.

And on December 7th, the second Advent Sunday...

Mamizou Futatsuiwa appears, looking mighty stylish in the snowy weather. This tanuki shapeshifter is quite popular in fanworks, due to her interesting character design and excellent music. So about time she appeared in the Calendar, even though she hasn't made an appearance in Aquila yet.

I would not have recognized her (looking a bit Kaguyesque there).

Crisis averted! I was nearly given a smartphone. The mind boggles at the potential horrors my already disreputable academic schedule would have suffered.

And on the 8th of December...

So I recently learned that December 8th is Bodhi Day in Japan, a Buddhist holiday commemorating the day when prince Siddharta Gautama achieved enlightenment and became Buddha. So, of course that calls for a Byakuren Hijiri-avatar.◊

EDIT: Behind the ninth door...

...it's of course Cirno.

edited 8th Dec '14 11:47:32 PM by Lemurian

Of course, how silly of me to expect otherwise.

Le gasp!

Behold, a behind-the-scenes look at those little-known men who keep the galaxy's armies on the march.

9-ball is relevant once more!

^^ Wonderful find. XD

Now, on the 10th of December...

...a sad girl in snow Sekibanki in snowy weather. Man, snow right now would be so much better than the grey stormy weather we've got.

Yeah... it would. I had to go out in the evening with my dad to check on our boat and make sure it was doing okay.

Luckily my rain clothes were up to snuff.