-Appears in uniform and with a nursery-teacher smile- Please, fasten your seatbelts.
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James
Ooh, what does this do? (Pulls open one of the emergency exits.)
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Permanently Banned
DURKA DURK I HAVE A BOMB!
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
-Runs around panicked- Please! Please, dear passengers! Return to your seats and fasten your seatbelts! -shuts emergency exit- runs to the back of the plane to inform someone about the bomb- mutters to self "I should have listened to my mother when she was telling me to become an orthodontist"-
edited 18th Oct '10 2:06:55 PM by StrangeDwarf
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James
-Begins jamming on the attendant button- Ahem, bomb or not we'd like refreshments here!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
-returns- OK nobody wants to come. -Tries to reason with Shischi- er... sure you don't really wanna use this thing? OK, you might've come here to use it, but life is beautiful and... um... that.
-Ignores Anomalocaris-
edited 18th Oct '10 2:11:27 PM by StrangeDwarf
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James
Humph. This will go in my review, that's for sure! -Continues mashing the call button-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Tief girl with eartude
Calm down everyone. The bomb won't explode without this. *holds up fuse*
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Permanently Banned
ON NO!!
-hides in the toilet-
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
-mutters "hate long airplane flights, indeed"- um, excuse me, not that I want to interrupt you or anything but do you intend to use that?
EDIT: Ninja'd.
edited 18th Oct '10 2:17:20 PM by StrangeDwarf
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James
Tief girl with eartude
And that, ladies and gents, is why you don't believe everything someone tells you or leave an undefused bomb unattended. *opens emergency door and pushes bomb out of plane before closing it again*
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
You know, we were flying directly above the Injured Puppies Orphanage when you dropped that bomb...
edited 18th Oct '10 2:22:46 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Ghosts' Poet
Oh, look, someone made another airplane thread
-watches foreign inflight movie-
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Permanently Banned
-releases a crate full of snakes into the ventilation system-
edited 18th Oct '10 2:21:12 PM by Shichibukai
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Just a teapot
Who cares? I'm still waiting for my drink.
Insert witty one-liner here.
-Kicks Shichibukai out of the bathroom and closes the door-
Whoa, cool! There's snakes on a plane!
-Begins flushing some of the escaping snakes down the toilet-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Jamais vu
Excuse me, is there any way I could be upgraded to first class?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
-Brings Liisiko a selection of drinks-
Sir, there is a way you could be upgraded to the first class. That way is called extra pay. For such an extraordinary delay as this, it's normally impossible, but because I like your avatar, I will let you in with only one hundred and three million dollars extra.
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James
Jamais vu
...I only have one hundred and three dollars.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Whoa, hey! Free money!
-Takes the $103-
By the way, I still haven't gotten any snacks or drinks!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Jamais vu
STOP! THIEF!
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Dreams of Revenge
-The cabin intercom chimes softly twice-
Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is the noon Troper Airways flight to Troperia. I am your captain, Flanker 66. Please do not be alarmed by the weird name... blame it on my parents . Estimated Time of Arrival is... huh. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this flight. Please keep your seatbelts fastened at all times.
Locking you up on radar since '09
-brings Anomaloharis snacks and drinks-
edited 18th Oct '10 2:57:43 PM by StrangeDwarf
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James
-Forgets he's holding the money, and eats it along with the food and drink-
Aah, that was good! Tasted kinda papery, though... What's with the angry glare?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
-yawn- I hate long airplane flights.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI