Goofus takes How To Basic's videos at face value and follows the "advice" to the letter.
He won first place at a modern art show.
Gallant captures muggers and pickpockets whenever he comes across them.
Goofus threatens to put 'em in jail unless they fork over 90% of the spoils. (85% if he's feeling benevolent)
Gallant opens the door for the ladies passing through.
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*Goofus waits for ladies to approach, then slams the door in their faces.
Gallant always never uses his phone when doing so would be impolite.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Goofus takes selfies at a funeral.
Gallant knows how to respect boundaries and can understand if more are brought up.
Getting hit with a fish has GOT to be humiliating. (They/them, please)Goofus will hug you any time, anywhere. Without wearing pants.
Gallant knows better than to try to invoke I Know Mortal Kombat IRL.
Goofus charges into mob lairs "because some guy in a video game I play does it."
Gallant selflessly takes care of local orphans.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Goofus takes care of local orphans too. With a shotgun.
Gallant doesn't count his chickens before they hatch.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️Goofus overestimates how much he's going to get and tries to find and murder the person he thinks is responsible if he doesn't.
Gallant's company still produces CRTs for specialized uses.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Goofus forces people to upgrade there televisions by smashing them with a baseball bat.
Gallant enjoys making clever connections with pop and juice, and liquor if he is old enough.
Goofus tries mixing booze with cleaning fluid, and is currently in the hospital.
Gallant writes good fanfics.
Now known as Cyber ControllerGoofus writes fanfics so awful people go mad reading them.
Gallant volunteers regularly.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️Goofus cooks lethal concoctions in soup kitchens. On purpose.
Gallant loves setting up workshops in the local neighborhood.
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*Goofus loves setting up sweatshops.
Gallant creates animated movies that make Pixar jealous.
Now known as Cyber ControllerGoofus is head of Video Brinquedo.
Gallant makes perfectly Al Dente pasta and a tasty sauce with basil, mushrooms and vodka.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Goofus puts iron filings and used car oil in his pasta.
Gallant is a role model for all the children in his town, and regularly donates to childcare centres.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Goofus is the founding leader of a notorious biker gang that recruits minors.
Gallant flushes the toilet after using the public bathroom.
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*Goofus doesn't flush and leaves the seat up.
Gallant is considerate of the feelings of others.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Goofus kicks 'em when they're down.
Gallant helps a little old lady carry her groceries to her car.
Goofus steals the old lady's groceries.
Gallant protects the weak from the strong.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️Goofus trips the weak over and steals from them.
Gallant is a By-the-Book Cop.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Goofus is a loose cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules.
Gallant simply ignores fandoms and works he personally doesn't care for.
Goofus is constantly engaged in Ship-to-Ship Combat.
Gallant stays away from gamma radiation.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!Goofus is the kind of guy even the geeks and losers pick on.
Gallant dubs anime well, making sure to respect Japanese culture and properly convey emotion.
Now known as Cyber Controller
When Goofus tries to speak English, his nose bleeds. Literally.note
Goofus killed all his friends.
Gallant looks up tutorials to help him in his artistic talents.
edited 16th Aug '16 8:30:21 PM by TroperNo9001
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