Tief girl with eartude
Unfortunatly his arch nemesis Goldstyndrd has turned up.
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Also known as Katz
Fortunately Goldstyndrd stops the runaway inflation.
Unfortunately, that leads to massive stagflation.
Ghosts' Poet
Fortunately, someone with decent knowledge in economics does the perfect thing to fix the situation.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Unfortunately, Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin disagree with the plan and rally their Army of Morons to stop the economist.
edited 12th Sep '10 4:47:13 PM by SeanMurrayI
Ghosts' Poet
Luckily, Obama approaches, riding on a white horse.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Unfortunately, every Middle Class Democrat chose to stay home (typical).
Defiler of Shops
Fortunately, Alice, Bob, Carol, Doug, and their new friend Edna are on Barack's side.
Soul is ugly.
Kori Dómtlandsson
Unfortunately, the sheer number of Beck and Palin's supporters exceeds the level of support Alice and company have for Obama.
edited 12th Sep '10 6:00:59 PM by RTHSFF
"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche
Defiler of Shops
Fortunately, Edna is an expert astronaut and recruited the entire Horsehead Galaxy.
Soul is ugly.
Unfortunately, the Horsehead residents all have horse heads, and they look really ugly.
Problem?
Fortunately, the Horseheads prove themselves loyal to Obama.
edited 12th Sep '10 6:50:07 PM by AttObl227
Last Defense Line.
Ghosts' Poet
Unfortunately, the story cuts from the epic battle to a man trying to open a pickle jar.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Fortunately, it was only a Cutaway Gag to throw you off your game.
Unfortunately, as we return to the battle between the horseheads and Beck/Palin supporters, the ground is already littered with thousands of bodies and matted with blood.
Fortunately, Barack Obama lies standing over Glenn Beck's decapitated torso, holding his severed head up over his own head in victory.
edited 12th Sep '10 7:33:25 PM by SeanMurrayI
antic disposition
Unfortunately the battle was reported, and the image of Obama committing such violence causes his supporters to reject him.
"Doctor Who means never having to say you're kidding." - Bocaj
Also known as Katz
Fortunately he's running against the Insane Bum.
Tief girl with eartude
Unfortunately the insane tramp's protege is Mr. Fanservice.
edited 13th Sep '10 6:42:32 AM by Bisected8
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Fortunately, he's still the Butt-Monkey, and most of those fangirls are just lining up for the opportunity to shove him down a flight of stairs.
Unfortunately, he survived the fall down the stairs.
Tief girl with eartude
Fortunatly he's now crippled.
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It's a drop kick!!
Unfortunately, the princess is still in another castle.
Still finishing: a whole lot of shows from Fall 2013 and Winter 2014.
Problem?
Fortunately, the princess knows how to escape from the castle.
Last Defense Line.
Fortunately, this is a job for Superman...'s third cousin from the planet Krypton's off-world colony Sarvek-9 with the power to have moderate success at barter trading.