Permanently Banned
We should invade Egypt first, then build a Suez Canal and charge non-British ships extortionate amounts to use it.
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Dreams of Revenge
Don't make me pimpslap you ungrateful American rebel scum into line! Perhaps I'll start in Boston, using a nifty new musket I got just the other day...
Locking you up on radar since '09
Lurker
Dammit, I'm always late to invasions like this. I'm just glad we haven't burnt down the White House again yet — that's the one thing I really wanted to do over here. Anyone want to join me?
Permanently Banned
Don't forget, guard the tea ships and shoot anyone who dresses like a native if they even get within one mile of Boston.
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Dreams of Revenge
Wonderful ideas, the both of you! Now, let's hope the Frogs don't intervene...
Locking you up on radar since '09
Permanently Banned
I think we should do something about the frogs really. They are going to get in our way. Perhaps kissing King Louis' arse will help.
edited 1st Nov '10 3:36:51 PM by Shichibukai
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Dreams of Revenge
That could result in a loss of national prestige! What are you thinking?!
Locking you up on radar since '09
Permanently Banned
Losing the Thirteen Colonies will result in a greater loss of prestige. Britain must persevere.
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Lucidly Unsane
You could always buy the US from us. We'd even settle for a decent trade. We've been looking for a new monument to erect in the middle of DC, and you do have a very nice clock tower in London.
"Silent Hill always gives the best presents." -agentjr "Death feels like acoustic guitar." -helloween
Dreams of Revenge
^^Ugh, very well...
Locking you up on radar since '09
Fwomph
-Shot from revolver flies very near to Flanker-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Gristknife
You already lost the Colonies! Remember Paris? You signed a treaty?
edited 1st Nov '10 4:47:09 PM by HungryJoe
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Permanently Banned
We tore up the damn treaty.
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Gristknife
And while you were doing that, Benjamin Franklin convinced your mother not to bake you any cookies biscuits and send you to bed early if you invade. All your mothers, and some of you might have new siblings in a while.
Damnit, wrong account.
edited 1st Nov '10 7:24:03 PM by SantosLHalper
Fwomph
Forget Teddy, Benji's the real Badass President!
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Inquisitor
WARLORDS AND INFIDELS, STEP ASIDE: FOR I HEREBY CLAIM THIS CONTINENT IN THE NAME OF THE UNITED EMPIRE OF MORROCCO-INDONESIA!
edited 1st Nov '10 7:25:27 PM by SantosL.Halper
Gristknife
Dude, Decataur kicked your butt. Shut up.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Gristknife
Lurker
But will him and his flowing golden locks be able to stop us if we burn down the White House and the Capitol AT THE SAME TIME?
Fwomph
Though he looks like James May...
edited 2nd Nov '10 3:08:51 PM by Pentigan
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Dreams of Revenge
Agreeing with Pentigan. I immediately read the text in James May's voice. 
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
Blast it! Morocco is involved!? This complicates things... I'll deal with you Brits later!
Ironic, huh?
Lucidly Unsane
At this point the arrival of the Chinese with their massive Junk is just a formality. This is why we need immigration reform!
"Silent Hill always gives the best presents." -agentjr "Death feels like acoustic guitar." -helloween
Well, Canada is the largest threat to our new aquisitions right now.
Ironic, huh?