League of Legends

Watching the UR Fitational right now.

It is quite hysterical.

I feel very annoyed in the latest match. Things were going well, we have a good lead on killing...

But our sieges wasn't that good and the enemy keep pushing until eventually we end up getting ACED several times and we ended up losing. I know kill counts aren't everything but... DAMN!

So I've apparently started hardcore shipping Ziggs/Rumble.

Welp.

Huh. I can dig it. Explosive(heh) yordle buttsecks.

So I played a coupe games of URF yesterday. In one I played Alistar botlane with a Blitzcrank, which was hilarious. Infinite CC. (Get over here! Knockup. knockup. Okay fuck off no-GET OVER HERE!).

Second game a friend bought me Janna, and he went Skarner. My god. The shields. The shieeeeeeelds. By midgame Skarner was basically immortal.

Victory is sweet, but of course a toxic ass is still making it bittersweet.

So, yeah, our team has an insta-locker Mordekaiser, leaving Katarina to play Support on Vayne. And that Morde kept saying Kat was just trying to be a faggottroll. Things weren't looking so hot because enemy Jinx starts to push on HARD. Not to mention, Morde deliberately kept ignoring Kat.

However, the catch is... The enemy has two noob teammates: Kayle and Volibear. ... And apparently the Vayne is a Korean, and our jungler, Jarvan, is silent, but helpful (I'm being Mantheon, of course). We ended up regaining our grounds, even Kat becoming productive, pushing back and the enemy ended up surrendering.

Then... that Morde ended up boasting things like saying "Ez", despite his horrible attitude. He's the guy I reported and I think he IS the faggottroll.

What do you think, who's the troll? I have this... tendency to just report victorious allies just because he's rude...

edited 2nd Apr '15 7:50:36 PM by ChrisX

reporting awful teammates should be compulsory.

Who cares if they won you the game, if their toxicity impacted your enjoyment of the game, BURN THEM TO THE GROUND.

Toxic attitude is toxic attitude, it doesn't matter if they're good or not. The game doesn't need people like that, and we shouldn't have to suffer through them.

I am very sensitive in what I consider awful. In fact, one moment a teammate says some colorful word (like faggot, or even NOOB) for the purpose of insulting or blaming, that's when I immediately mark them for reporting later.

Overboard?

Currently on Sona abuse in the URF game mode.

Also recently scored a 20/1/15 KDA. I'm so evil.

Noob seems maybe a bit far, but I don't necessarily blame you for it.

Calling someone a faggot? I report them, tell them they shouldn't use that word, and go out of my way to show them why they shouldn't use it.

Because you never know when a 'faggot'; might be listening and decide to kick your dick in.

A new plateau has been crossed today gentlemen. Indeed, I have made it to the "illustrious" Silver I division. It's not much, it's not much at all but it's progress for me.

My only regret is not carrying the last game myself. Instead, we had a Leblanc do that. I won't complain, I was seriously not doing great in botlane as Lucian.

Coincidentally, I decided to spend some time practicing Lucian in normals, and maybe a bit more of Viktor. With that said, I tried a new rune build with 10% crit chance, and I don't think it's working out in my favor. On the one hand, it'll allow me to have 100% crit chance late game, but on the other hand I have to 'waste' 5 marks and 3 quints. From the one sample game I did, I do not think the build was much better than my previous one with 9 AD marks and 3 quints of CDR.

I had a game where someone kept calling me, as Bard, faggot. It was Urf. I ulted him every time I could. even if it wasn't in our favor. It amused me.

Just go 1 crit chance mark if you want lady luck to favor you

On the plus side I now own every champion that costs 3150 ip or less. On the minus side I'm back in gold 4 after a game where amumu jungle declared he wouldn't gank, muted mid and top when they asked for ganks saying he was "sick of listening to fucking kids", then sold all his items and went afk at level 6. And we were owning bot lane too :(

edited 5th Apr '15 2:45:15 AM by Kzickas

Its only going to proc on minions without being enough to last hit them, thus making me lose CS. I know it in my heart.

Finally caved in and bought speed quints. I'm not yet sure if they're worse than my crit quints purchase. It feels like the 6% bonus (with mastery) vanishes past 400 because of the diminishing return with speed. Otherwise the 20 extra MS doesn't help that much it feels in lane phase.

Oh god, I just have one of the longest matches I've ever had, 1 hours and a bit more. Once again, me using Mantheon and for the longest time I have to deal with Top Lane Teemo who's very good at running away and being the shitrat, and an enemy Caitlyn who is quite fed and good at escaping.

And then I bought Guardian Angel.

Then the game shits on me, make me lag as hell everytime the 'revive now' thing is up and had to attempt reconnect a lot. So I say, "fuck it", and replaced my Guardian Angel with Warmog's Armor. And then no more lags and crazy craps. Managed to make a good push, aced the enemy and claims victory.

Whew... Does anyone ever had a problem with GA?

This is the match, btw

edited 6th Apr '15 2:39:11 AM by ChrisX

Played Veigar against a Syndra. Was fun beating her after she made fun of me for rushing banshees. People at low elo underestimate the value of defensive stats. You do zero damage if you're dead. I've seen Veigars with 1200AP and less damage dealt to champions thant the support.

Ok. Guys. Listen. I found the best URF character ever.

Karthus.

Oh, yes. Playing him on URF is so fun for me. I just build all 3 120 AP items, Void Staff, Sorcerer's Shoes, and then whatever else I feel like, and I'm basically the team's Kill Sat after level 6.

Not to mention the Q spam. That is also hilarious. In late game I do not even go into the frontlines anymore. With a 30 second cooldown ult I just stay back and defend whatever has been pushed or literally just stay in base for the ultimate motion of hilarity.

Whoevers name is not Fizz or Sivir has a very, very bad time during those games against Karthus.

Last game the enemy team was like "omg fuck u guise maokai" and I was like "what, havent noticed me?" and to his answer of "no" I went on to call out every time i casted an ult, asking if he noticed those.

Ended up that game with 1 death 12 kills and 16 assists.

And he did not even let me know if he noticed my ults anymore but at least the enemy chogath made a funny when he said "I WILL KILL YOU KAKAROT!" and teleported to our base (where I was) and proceeded to try and Q/W me to death from a distance.

It did not work.

And having E on all the time always meant melee champions lost more against me. And after I got Q on level 2, I could defend myself from being killed rather nicely.

Oh yes. With someone who had a gap closer (like, say, Xin Zhao) and then using Zhonya in his face with the debuff from W is a surefire way to at least take off a sizeable chunk of his health.

Plus it really fucks up the other team regardless of what is done. If they Zhonya it, it just allows your teammates to approach them on their terms, now knowing they do not have zhonyas.

It is just a winwin situation.

Still. You know who I am afraid to even try because I consider it too grotesque? Evelynn.

I went as Karthus in URF... Against a Fizz. It was awful. Said Fizz was the only one who didn't take TP/Flash in the game and, instead took Ignite/TP. Our Support!Ryze abandoned our Cait in botlane to TRY to help me against Fizz (Plot Twist: He went in at awful times and fed). The Rengar and Thresh who were in bot against a Solo Cait got fed and wrecked everyone.

When I kept telling Ryze to go bot and help Cait, he called me out as being one of those 'Stop Having Fun, Guys!' people... I don't know about you, but I'm not having fun when Fizz is fed and I'm dying every 5 seconds.

Additionally, I've discovered who to ban when I can; Zed, Blitz, and Fizz can all go die when I ban.

Shoulda just gone top and left someone else go mid against Fizz. Coulda just left Ryze in mind and you go bot to help cait. Fizz is the only one who can avoid Karthus with that ease, specially his ult.

But even then, after you build all 120 ap items you can literally just stay in base and if he tries to rush you just zhonyas under a turret when he dives. Even that is slightly risky for him. But just ocntinuing to go to him under his terms?

That is masochism.

I tried going top and, when I did that, Ryze followed me top. I was decent at surviving Fizz under tower, but Ryze was awful at that.