Create Your Own "Snakes On A Plane" Sequel

Ah, yes, Snakes On A Plane, that wonderful, little movie that became an Internet Meme before a trailer even became publicly available that (almost) nobody saw when it finally came out.

And That's Terrible because I believe that there was great potential to expand the Animals-Causing-Mayhem-Inside-A-Vehicular-Mode-Of-Transportation Genre into a full-fledged enterprise. Instead, we're only left wondering about What Could Have Been...

The game is simple: Take an animal or group of animals and put them in whatever transport vehicle that you believe would make for an awesomely amazing movie. Plot summaries are entirely optional.

To begin...

Eels On A Hovercraft

Bees On A Bus

Sheep In A Jeep

Bear On A Segway, the action-packed thrill-ride about a bear that escapes from a circus and mauls a shopping mall security guard before stealing his segway and going on a roaring rampage... literally, the bear rides around on the segway growling and roaring at everyone it passes because it can't take its hands off the handlebars without losing control of the segway.

edited 18th Sep '10 2:32:19 PM by SeanMurrayI

Baboons On A Ballon, Weasels On A Diesel, Goats On A Boat, Gnus On A Canoe.

...Am I the only one who thought of "Green Eggs and Ham" upon seeing this thread?

I won't fight the eels or the bees on the bus.
I won't fight the Segway Bear that's after us.
Not goats on a boat!
Not sheep in a jeep!
Not baboons in a balloon!
At least not anytime soon!
I do not fight snakes on a plane.
This forum game is just insane!

edited 18th Sep '10 2:48:42 PM by Exaggeration17A

(For the record, these don't necessarily have to rhyme.)

Shark On A Fighter Jet

Wasps on a WIG

Wing In Ground-effect. Basically Ekranoplans.

Tyrannosauruses on F-14 Fighter Jets!

Monkeys On A Moped

Penguins On Parachutes.

Raptors on F-22 Raptors

Planes on a snake!

Wait, that doesn't work.

edited 18th Sep '10 3:13:04 PM by MidnightVelvet

It's highly possible they'll never come out with a sequel to Snakes on a Plane... but if you really need a fix, there's always this film, which never should have been made.

James Bond will return in
JAGUARS ON A JET SKI

Sneak on a Plane

Arboks on the SS Aqua

Cobras In A Caboose

Spiders On A Space Shuttle

Wolves In A Fed Ex Truck

Dog On A Skateboard

AWE YEAH!

Snakes on LRT!

Parrots on City Transit, in which a number of speech-imitating birds escape from a pet store and hail a taxi. This is very complicated, due to the fact that they can only repeat speech. The driver has to guess where they want to go based on a number of clues. If he doesn't guess correctly in time, every dies because there's an asteroid hurtling towards the Earth.

Hawks on a Moving Sidewalk. They Super-glu people's feet to it.

Chupacabras on a Nevada. Nevadas aren't actually a type of vehicle, but that's okay, because chupacabras don't exist.

edited 18th Sep '10 8:20:15 PM by newtonthenewt

Moose On A Motorcyle, When a group of Hell's Angels bikers viciously murder his girlfriend in the woods, a moose gets his revenge.

Orcas on an Airglider: I really don't know how that's possible. For one, orcas don't have apposable thumbs. Two, Orcas are SO HEAVY! But somehow it works.

edited 18th Sep '10 8:26:12 PM by Reecer6

Lions On A Rickshaw

Jaguars in a Jaguar. They have an expensive taste in cars.

Beetles in a VW Beetle.

Animals Cars Are Named After In Cars Named After Animals. That pretty much finishes it.

edited 18th Sep '10 8:57:53 PM by newtonthenewt

Goblins in a Gremlin

Hyenas On A Monorail

Squid On A Submarine

Hyenas On A Monorail

Can we see this as a live performance at Disney Land?

edited 18th Sep '10 10:58:02 PM by newtonthenewt

Moose in a Room!