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ch00beh ??? from Who Knows Where Since: Jul, 2010
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#5501: Aug 23rd 2012 at 9:59:10 AM

just have an IV drip of children over your reservoir tanks

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ch00beh ??? from Who Knows Where Since: Jul, 2010
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#5503: Aug 23rd 2012 at 2:02:37 PM

i don't particularly have a grudge against kids. i'm just offering a solution to Lance's problem.

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Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#5504: Aug 23rd 2012 at 2:21:21 PM

If the game treated blood as a fluid, I'd probably use it to drown my enemies in the blood of my other enemies.

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#5505: Aug 23rd 2012 at 2:23:38 PM

I'd do the same, but first I'd build a giant arena to do so in, and build a giant statue of Avatar Kyoshi to watch over it.

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Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#5506: Aug 23rd 2012 at 3:28:21 PM

No, this calls for a statue of Armok, God of Blood. Or at least Khorne.

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#5507: Aug 23rd 2012 at 3:44:23 PM

I don't see why Avatar "I bathe in the blood of my enemies" Kyoshi is a bad decision :P

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fishsicles An Ex-Troper from Down The Curtain Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
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#5508: Aug 23rd 2012 at 4:12:27 PM

Pf. All three.

Not nearly a good enough singer for the Choir Invisible, and the Basement Room With A Synth Invisible is much less prestigious.
Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#5509: Aug 23rd 2012 at 4:25:23 PM

sounds good, hands raised, mouths spewing blood onto the doomed seigers

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TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#5510: Aug 23rd 2012 at 4:38:36 PM

Cause compared to Armok and Khorne Kyoshi is a puny mortal.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

YOUR SUFFERING AND PITIFUL CRIES OF YOUR OF YOUR DYING SOULS EASES THE MONOTONY OF MY IMMORTALITY.

In fact Kyoshi is probably a follower of Khorne an Agent of CHAOS!

edited 23rd Aug '12 4:47:15 PM by TuefelHundenIV

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fishsicles An Ex-Troper from Down The Curtain Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
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#5511: Aug 23rd 2012 at 5:07:32 PM

I am more of a Tzeentch man myself.

Not nearly a good enough singer for the Choir Invisible, and the Basement Room With A Synth Invisible is much less prestigious.
CountDorku Since: Jan, 2001
#5512: Aug 23rd 2012 at 5:25:13 PM

Screw the Chaos Gods, I serve Malfeas, bitches.

The logical conclusion is thus to build a giant city from brass and pitchblende, then set it on fire.

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#5513: Aug 23rd 2012 at 5:31:32 PM

The logical conclusion is thus to build a giant city from coal artifacts, then set it on fire forever

edited 23rd Aug '12 5:31:42 PM by thatother1dude

CountDorku Since: Jan, 2001
#5514: Aug 23rd 2012 at 5:36:54 PM

[up] The Demon Emperor is not made from coal.

The Demon Emperor is made from pain and fire and brass and radiation and tyrannical grandeur and an aching regret for the luminous being he once was.

These are not things you can simulate with coal.

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#5515: Aug 23rd 2012 at 5:45:39 PM

Your right needs coal and prodigeous amounts of booze.

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Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#5516: Aug 24th 2012 at 12:22:25 AM

Oh wow, I forgot how long world gen takes. Well, let's (by which I mean I'll see, if nothing else) see how far I can get in the coming weeks before fun happens.

ShadowDimentio Your Best Friend from the Underground Since: Jun, 2012
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#5517: Aug 24th 2012 at 9:44:12 PM

Is coal even something you can find passively in DF? I would imagine so, but I don't think I've ever seen it mined.

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CountDorku Since: Jan, 2001
#5518: Aug 24th 2012 at 11:22:44 PM

You get veins of bituminous coal. You can then run this through the furnace to produce coke.

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#5519: Aug 25th 2012 at 10:23:43 AM

at 3 coke to one coal ratio, I might add. It's a pretty sweet deal.

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CountDorku Since: Jan, 2001
#5520: Aug 25th 2012 at 1:17:18 PM

I remember back in my first actually successful fort, I didn't actually realise that you got multiple units, and so I didn't burn much bituminous coal on the basis that you could use charcoal instead and save time.

This lasted about up until I found the DF wiki.

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#5521: Aug 25th 2012 at 1:37:45 PM

Lance: IIRC Correctly that depends on how you fuel the coke production.

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CountDorku Since: Jan, 2001
#5522: Aug 25th 2012 at 2:16:52 PM

[up] According to the wiki, they've ramped it up to 9 units of coke per unit of coal. The sole difference in production is that if you use a magma smelter you don't need to consume any units to make more, while a regular smelter has a net gain of 8 because you need to burn one to make the rest.

ch00beh ??? from Who Knows Where Since: Jul, 2010
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#5523: Aug 25th 2012 at 2:26:49 PM

i love magma smelters

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Tarsen Since: Dec, 2009
#5524: Aug 25th 2012 at 2:45:29 PM

never been able to get a magma smelter.

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#5525: Aug 25th 2012 at 3:05:17 PM

Wow the really made coal worth it. Probably to balance out the adjusted drop rates.

Magma Smelters are such wonderful things that they are worth the insanity to make a 1x12 line for magma forges, smelters, and glass furnaces.

edited 25th Aug '12 3:06:09 PM by TuefelHundenIV

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