Don't Forget To Smile
^I got it, and I haven't even read the book.
edited 14th Mar '10 10:31:58 PM by Taelor
The Philosopher-King Paradox
What you're looking for is really just money The Alchemist
If an offense come out of the truth, better it is that the offense come than that the truth be concealed.
"A short person goes on a long trip to get rid of some piece of jewelry he doesn't want."
OK, let me think... I'm not really all that good at these...
A vampire finds an incompetent, emotionally disturbed teenage girl and becomes dangerously obsessed with her, stalking her and leading her to become so dependent on him that she falls into a deep depression when she thinks their relationship has ended. Twilight, though that was too easy.
A benevolent dictatorship finds a dangerous subversive and convinces him to do a Heel–Face Turn. NineteenEightyFour
edited 15th Mar '10 12:47:25 PM by Ettina
If I'm asking for advice on a story idea, don't tell me it can't be done.
Spoiler Alert
Windmills are the spawn of the devil and we should all don tin cans and poke them with pointy sticks. Don Quoixote
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango?
A rich kid figures out that faeries exist, stuff happens.Artemis Fowl
A retarded kid helps his local police department through dumb luck
Encyclopedia Brown
World War One sucked
All Quiet on the Western Front
It's impossible to put down
Tv Tropes
Don't Forget To Smile
The Vietnam War sucked The Things They Carried
The Philosopher-King Paradox
"In distress", my ass.
An interstellar republic is viciously attacked by a backwoods kingdom, and hindered in their responce to the unprovoked attack by traitors who think being part of that kingdom is a good idea. Honor Harrington
Hey, you did say badly misinterpret. The above is pretty bad on multiple levels, I'd say. :P
edited 19th Mar '10 6:03:56 AM by Nohbody
All your safe space are belong to Trump
Women can't drive. The Great Gatsby
"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
^ lol
Never Trust A Mouse.
The Prodigal Returns
Several high-ranking politicians and clergymen take some new friends over to an estate for fun and frolics The 120 Days Of Sodom.
A sensitive and uplifting portrayal of disability in the Medieval era The Hunchback Of Notre Dame.
SIMPSONS DID IT! SIMPSONS DID IT! Under The Dome.
edited 1st Jul '10 8:11:14 AM by DarkDecapodian
Aww, did I hurt your widdle fee-fees?
Give me your sooouuul
Two guys and a computer go on a trip. The computer turns homicidal. No one is sure what happens next. 2001: A Space Odyssey, though it's pretty obvious
Gratuitous violence WITH CATS! Warrior Cats
Censorship baaaaaaaad. Fahrenheit 451
edited 3rd Jul '10 11:56:25 AM by HappyDuck
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Phonomancer
A gifted young boy is taught to become a great leader at an elite academy in space. Along the way he makes lifelong friends and learns to stand up to bullies and work together as a team. Ender's Game
We must move forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
"In distress", my ass.
You two did notice the "badly" in the thread subject, right? 
True love can develop through friendship and it can conquer all. A Separate Peace
edited 5th Jul '10 8:17:00 AM by Jumpingzombie
Isn't this thread kinda like Paint the Hero Black?
Likes many underrated webcomics
Oh My
Small children meet furries after playing hide and seek. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Epic temper tantrums flood world and more. The Bible
God is jealous of skinny fops. The Simarillion
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Dead
Ghosts and animals kill Hindu to revive Jesus. The Chronicles Of Narnia
Murders are not caused by criminals, but by animals and having fear of them. Edgar Allan Poe
Dead
A young man is tormented by his inappropriate feelings towards small children. Catcher In The Rye
An alcoholic attempts to receive sexual services from morally doubtful women by killing a succession of deformed businessmen. The James Bond series.
A man attempts to steal the business empire of another by the use of fraudulent identitites. The Bourne Identity
A young percussion musician foils the plans of the rightful heir to the throne, because she's prejudiced against already-dead people. Sabriel
edited 6th Jul '10 10:51:30 AM by Amarys
Amateur cook Professional procrastinator
A man lets his annoying drunken friend sober up in a spare room.
Cask of Amontillado
edited 6th Jul '10 11:50:07 AM by Nobodymuch
The Cosmic Dickwad
Two guys yabber on about stuff that sounds meaningful but really isn't. God's Debris
My Blog: Read and enjoy! My Blogcritics Page
YOSH!
Crisis On Infinite Earths, only without the superheroes, a finite number of Earths, and the hero is an ordinary teenager who cannot die and neither can his enemy or the people he works with. Pendragon
edited 7th Jul '10 6:44:28 AM by ACDrawings
When All Else Fails, you have fun and flirt wit da ladies, dats da Drawings way!
Don't Forget To Smile
A troubled young man travels to a small town where he reconnects with his estranged family. The Shadow Over Innsmouth
The Philosopher-King Paradox
Everyone is happy and given free sex and drugs by the government
Brave New World
Was that too vague?