- [shoots vampire] Guess bullets do work.
- Shoot first, shoot last...maybe ask a question when you reload
- Dead man says what
- Bullets aren't cheap, but your life is.
- Tell me what i want to know and I won't shoot you....[bang]
- Piss poor odds for you guys
- Nothing fancy, center mass
- Sorry, can't hear you over the gunfire
- [bang]...fuck you
Bigonkers! is Magic
Tell me what I want to know and I'll stop shooting you....[bangbangbang!]Fix'd
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He'd bleed out before you got anything useful.
KVLFON
"You know what's for dinner?" "..." "PAIN!"
I feel like I know this one from somewhere, can anyone tell?
"Atheism is the religion whose followers are easiest to troll"
Bigfoot Puncher
^That sounds like something Mr. T would say.
A fistful of me.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Schlock Mercenary had "Would you like BLAM with that?" once...
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Merīkurisumasu!!!
"I don't care."
As a response to EVERYTHING the other person says.
DISREGARD THIS SIGNATURE
KVLFON
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Has to be spoken with a special kind of emphasis to count as badass, I'm afraid.
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Maelstrom
I'm afraid "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL" is more badass than that, though.
Bigonkers! is Magic
Hehe...
"Assuming Direct Control...this gal is interested in hosting a [BLAM!]friendly[/BLAM!], [BLAM!]civil[/BLAM!] [BLAM!]conversation[/BLAM!]" - as said by Trigger, of course.
edited 5th Dec '10 9:31:57 AM by SandJosieph
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The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
Back to that situation with being thrown across the room by La Llorona: "Oooh, NOW you'll be cryin'!"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Dead man says what?" I love this
badass is killing his way through a crowd of mooks law of conservation of ninjitsu style
says this after he kills someone "'scuse me" "pardon me" "my bad" "sorry" "love the hair"
Banned, selectively
"Life is a target rich environment."
Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you are probably right.
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"So, they want to kill us."
*cocks rifle*
"Let's kill some of them too. Not like it makes a difference."
Bigonkers! is Magic
"I LOVE drive-throughs!" - Tank driver, ramming through a wall
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Hiding a box of scraps
(When conversing about a eldritch ambomination that needs to be stopped) "Have you tried punching it till it dies? (beat) No? God-dammit, how come people always miss the obvious solution?"
A good writer puts in a lot of details in there story. But a great one gets a story from a single detail.
Bigonkers! is Magic
Better yet...
Conversing with Eldritch Abomination - "Even though your twenty miles wide, you're only a foot tall. So you can't go on any of the Disney Land rides I'm afraid."
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[Sniper aiming at one head behind another]: One shot. *fires and kills both* Two kills.
edited 14th Dec '10 8:41:25 PM by TimeDawg
I have all the cookies but oatmeal.
KVLFON
"Hey baby, wanna see my snake?"
Snake being innuendo-us euphemism for a weapon. Or possibly a weapon of its own; substitution of something for snake (wood, for example) suggested for customisation. Because there's too little innuendo here.
"Atheism is the religion whose followers are easiest to troll"
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"I'm gonna turn your ass inside-out!"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
"Oh, I'm sorry; you must have missed your curfew!" [CLONK] "Sweet dreams."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Banned, selectively
If it moves, I kill it. If it doesn't move, I pick it up and kill it.
Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you are probably right.