A deposed noble, driven mad by the recent and tragic loss of her husband and father, scours the continent in search of an ancient superweapon with which to eradicate the foreign power which had toppled her father's tyrannical regime. Along the way she drags a number of innocents into her insane quest, slaughters countless members of the foreign power's armed forces who were simply trying to do their jobs, forges dark pacts with a race of powerful demons, is indirectly responsible for the death of the Pope, destroys a priceless relic from a bygone age, and nearly plunges the entire world into a war to end all wars. Final Fantasy XII
The Danse Macabre CodexA xenophobic Marine, who later pulls in some conspirators from the Air Force, personally pulls off a genocidal rampage on a race that's already struggling to survive and kills their leader, along with racking up massive property damage in the process. Quake II.
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"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific MackerelA group of socially awkward young people tries to find a solution to their problem, but are killed by a racist teen and his pets.
Kingdom Hearts 2
A man wants to eat the moon. He does this through child-labor and illegal experiments.
Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days
A newly appointed ruler tries to develop new technology for the benefit of his people but is foiled by two delusional malfunctioning amnesiac robots.
Cave Story
A ship crashes onto a planet made of nothing but secrets.
Alter AILA Genesis
A guy loses his way and looks for directions. Unfortunately, all the map salesmen are out for his blood because he can only pay them in priceless Egyptian artifacts.
Serious Sam
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A hyperactive man thinks he can get cake by hurling his body into works of art. Super Mario 64
Imprisoning aliens in your hat lets you breathe in space. Super Mario Galaxy
God is ordered to kill Longcat and fails. Scribblenauts
Clones battle to the death over headwear. Team Fortress 2
A man obsessed with a particular individual embarks on a quest for Complete. Global. SATURATION. Colour My Series
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey — Antarctica is transformed into a thriving civilization, featuring wonders such as legalized prostitution, groundbreaking scientific discoveries, a one-stop shopping mall with a very loyal customer, postmodern recycled art, and a beautiful park.
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http://twitter.com/raydere | http://raydere.tumblr.comIn an attempt to cause Armageddon, 8 teens, a robot, an old man, and a dog destroy the only creatures that are holding it back.
Later, when this odd group fails and 2 of them die, they attempt to rewind time in order to fix their mistakes and end the world for real. Persona3
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One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -LandstanderAn oppressive landlord puts you in millions of dollars of debt. You try to pay if off by being cheap manual labor for him until he fires you and forces you to continue living in a small cockroach infested shack. Isn't it obvious? Animal Crossing
"Without a fairy, you're not even a real man!" ~ Mido from Ocarina of TimeBoy with horns is locked away to die in a castle for having horns, due to a floor crack escapes his coffin and looks for an way out with a just-rescued pale girl, fighting monsters who want her back along the way. (ICO).
There's what something is and there's how you see it.
Years after the death of its tyrant, the world's freedom is threatened anew: His son has decided to reconquer it by force and rule it with fear, aided by his perverted female minion and a bunch of kamikaze damned soldiers. To make things worse, the assassin sent after the father didn't come back... Disgaea Hour Of Darkness
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"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."