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MountFireEyes Since: Oct, 2010
#1: Nov 18th 2010 at 6:39:02 PM

First off, I have a shit job. It's taking me nowhere fast. Maybe that's why this new girl I started seeing keeps standing me up. She's very cute, way out of my league. But seven, count em SEVEN times in a row we made plans to meet up, and she simply wasn't there. Just has a friend tell me she's not there. Inconsiderate, but I kept trying to meet up with her. My pathetic ass will probably try for an eighth time.

If that wasn't bad enough, I have a douchebag brother who tries his hardest to live my life. My clothing style? He tries to make it his. My daily routine? He mimics it as much as he can. I even had to get him the same shit job I have. He said it's because he needs money, but I think it's because he's trying to be like me. fucker's just green with envy... which is sad considering he's envious of a cunt like me.

All of this drama makes me turn to drugs. It's like herb and shrooms are the only things that make me feel super. I'm thinking about taking the plunge into coke. My friend said he has some five star stuff that will make me feel invincible.

Anyway, my name is Mario and I travel through pipes and shit.

edited 18th Nov '10 6:39:11 PM by MountFireEyes

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#2: Nov 18th 2010 at 6:40:07 PM

This is what sockpuppets are for.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Everest Since: Sep, 2011
#4: Nov 18th 2010 at 6:41:25 PM

I knew who made this yadda yadda yadda you know the drill.

This was pretty amusing to read, though.

edited 18th Nov '10 6:48:53 PM by Everest

Sporkaganza I'm glasses. Since: May, 2009
I'm glasses.
#5: Nov 18th 2010 at 6:43:42 PM

Nice work.

Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
spasticgecko Dat Troper from Maryland Since: Oct, 2011
Dat Troper
#7: Nov 18th 2010 at 6:51:26 PM

Wow, I actually thought this was serious until I got to the last sentence, and then it all made sense. Nice!

Everest Since: Sep, 2011
#8: Nov 18th 2010 at 6:54:30 PM

^ Same. Here I was, ready to be unsurprised at another complaining topic by him.

Well played, Mount Fire Eyes. Well played. :3

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
WolfODonnell Can't let you do that. Since: Sep, 2010
Can't let you do that.
Bowser Koopa King from Mushroom Kingdom Since: Jan, 2012
Koopa King
#11: Nov 18th 2010 at 6:58:00 PM

Well boo-fucking-hoo, you stupid Italian faggot.

Electivirus Since: Jan, 2001
#12: Nov 18th 2010 at 6:58:48 PM

I... actually laughed. 9/10.

ShadowTheHedgehog The Ultimate from Chaos CONTROL! Since: Jul, 2010
The Ultimate
#13: Nov 18th 2010 at 7:03:24 PM

You think you have it bad? At least your girl's not dead.

I am, I am all of me!
HiiragiTsukasa Balsamic Vinegar! from Kasukabe Since: Nov, 2010
Balsamic Vinegar!
#14: Nov 18th 2010 at 7:08:42 PM

Y-yeah, well, at least you didn't have a breakdown in front of everyone...

I'm not a lolicon! >_<
Sporkaganza I'm glasses. Since: May, 2009
I'm glasses.
#16: Nov 18th 2010 at 7:10:58 PM

Should this become another sockpuppet thread?

(Y/Y)

Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
SPACETRAVEL from ☉ Since: Oct, 2010
CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#18: Nov 18th 2010 at 7:14:08 PM

It would be amusing if this became a sockpuppet thread, since it was not started by a sockpuppet.

Heapers’ Hangout
Everest Since: Sep, 2011
#19: Nov 18th 2010 at 7:14:39 PM

^^ I think that's a Made of Forum Win right there. Or can I nominate O Ps for that too?

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#20: Nov 18th 2010 at 7:16:39 PM

OP's already been nominated (by, amusingly, Marioguy128), but feel free to add another for ST!

Heapers’ Hangout
GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
Metalhead467 Since: Feb, 2012
#22: Nov 18th 2010 at 7:31:13 PM

MAYBE

NOT AS WIN AS THAT OTHER THREAD THOUGH

DrewSoicher Since: Dec, 1969
#24: Nov 18th 2010 at 7:33:08 PM

*taps bobblehead of Mario*

only non-lame sockpuppet I could find.

CentralAlice curiouser and curiouser from Wonderland Since: Oct, 2010
curiouser and curiouser
#25: Nov 18th 2010 at 7:34:37 PM

@OP: Shrooms, you say? I can relate.

...for this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people.

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