The Universe doesn't exist.:

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Teamwork works on the basis of if you work together you will do better than you could've alone.

So 2=3

Subtract 2 from both sides.

0=1

Every one atom in the universe = 0 atoms.

Therefore you are all a part of my imagination.
No, you're all part of my imagination. I just made you think we're all part of your imagination. Keikaku douri.
3 MajorTom28th Aug 2010 09:51:15 AM , Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
You have your maths all wrong.

2n = 2

Subtract 2 from both sides.

0n = 0.

Divide by Zero

n = 0/0 aka as undefined as it gets in Calculus.
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
A straight line up the y-axis =/= end of the universe. 0=1 does. Yeah, I came ready fo this.
Your first proof is incorrect. All "teamwork better than working alone" proves is that 2>1. Teamwork between three people works better than teamwork between two, so 3>2.

So subtracting 2 from both sides shows that 1>0.

We're good.
C'est la vie.
6 Wicked22328th Aug 2010 10:23:40 AM from Death Star in the forest
Everyone in this thread has been awarded the Nobel Prize for Mathematics.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
^^ Sorry I meant teamwork is better than two people working alone. So 2>2.
8 TheFan28th Aug 2010 11:18:03 AM from Anyway the wind blows
Actually, that would be 1 team > 2 individuals.
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
Yeah but 2 people (pep.) = 1 team (tem.)
But now you're comparing apples and oranges, so your proof STILL doesn't work.
C'est la vie.
Both are fruit and 1 apple = 1 orange.
12 TheyCallMeTomu31st Aug 2010 08:41:14 PM , Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Totes Moe
Is this just a "riff on the OP by using Insane Troll Logic" thread or something?
13 Amii14th Oct 2010 06:03:12 AM from Undah tah bridge.
I am the TF.
Of course S/He is trolling, lulz.
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Das kann doch nicht sein!
Touhou is the universe?
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15 SpainSun15th Oct 2010 08:43:01 AM from Somewhere Beyond Here
Laugh it off, everybody
I proclaim this disco ball to be the universe.

*holds up disco ball*
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Then the disco ball doesn't exist.
17 SpookyMask16th Oct 2010 08:46:19 AM from Corner in round room , Relationship Status: Non-Canon
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Of course universe exists!

How else I could be not from Universe if it didn't exist?
Time to change the style, for now
Needs moar friendship.
If the universe doesn't exist, and we're all part of your imagination, than where are you?
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I am the universe!

And then Hungertoad was a universe.
2+2= Dialga.
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