ITT, sum up a film using a line or two of dialog from it

Are you not entertained?

WHAT KILLED DE DINOSAURS? DEH AHSS AHGE!

'You've failed your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.'

'Where I am going, you cannot follow.'

'Unintelligible'

I have a bad feeling about this.

edited 9th Feb '12 11:34:34 AM by JimmyTMalice

'I'm glad he met you first.'

In the roar of an engine, he lost everything. And became a shell of a man, a burnt out, desolate man, a man haunted by the demons of his past, a man who wandered out into the wasteland.

... Granted, that line is probably intended to sum up the movie.

I'm free!! / And I'm waiting for you to follow me...

'Big ain't the problem around here Wilbur.'

"Because you needed each other. I could not deprive you of the revelation of all that you could accomplish together, of a friendship that will define you both in ways you cannot yet realize."

edited 18th Feb '12 11:15:05 AM by Premonition45

'You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!'

'We're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis.'

'I have a dinner jacket.'

'Tonight, we have had the privilege of witnessing the greatest exhibition of guts and stamina in the history of the ring!'

"Look John, you've done some damage here"

'We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now...' 'Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy...seven times with a kitchen knife. I mean, we've had some disagreements but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious.' 'No, I'm Sid!'

One from the vaults.

'Find the man, and you will find the grail.'

I can't believe that Godzilla was the only surviving member of its species... But if we continue conducting nuclear tests... it's possible that another Godzilla might appear somewhere in the world again.

All right, we'll let them fight. Titanosaurus will be killed, and Godzilla badly hurt. Then, Mechagodzilla will be alone. And then, we will march on Tokyo unopposed... then, we'll destroy it utterly!!!

Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!

Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - 'Sorry.' - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

edited 20th Feb '12 8:13:36 PM by NULLcHiLD27

They can be a great people, Kal-El; they wish to be. It is for this reason, their capacity for good, that I have sent them...my only son.

Edit: Actually was used as an opening monologue in one of the later movies

edited 5th Mar '12 6:32:09 PM by TheStarshipMaxima

What kind of convenience store do you run here?

...now I wanna do one for Mallrats, but I can't remember most of the lines from it.

' ..... '

edited 10th Mar '12 4:52:54 PM by Mattonymy

There's not a year that goes by, not a year, that I don't read about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!

How's that one? Will it suffice? Or this one?

How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to Man of Steel coital debates with you in the food court?

A Jay and Silent Bob movie? Who would pay to see that?

'I have to go down to Florida and get married because that what's expected of me.' And the fucking insane part is, he ain't even crazy about the chick he's marrying or Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about and even Anne-fucking-Frank can see that she's nuts about him — God knows why.

edited 11th Mar '12 3:28:08 AM by NULLcHiLD27

That works, either one! That and Clerks are the only two Kevin Smith movies I've seen so far, I must admit. I'm working on it.

You say you want a revolution? Well, y'know, we all wanna change the world.

I was gonna do "a small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies", but those all work too.

What the hell is going on?

Television is reality.

edited 17th Mar '12 7:50:03 PM by SurrealDog1966

"I don't care. I'm not trying to solve a puzzle." "But I am, and I've just found a big piece."

"We're a generation of men raised by women."

edited 22nd Mar '12 5:13:20 PM by UltimateFalconFart

"Feed me, Seymour" or "Don't feed the plants!"

edited 24th Mar '12 10:14:04 AM by inhumanundead