Corrupt-a-wish.

granted you Go Mad Fromthe Revelation

I wish i did nt have to get up tomrrow morning

You never wake up.

I wish I had time to get caught up on Homestar Runner

Granted y ou have all the time in the world but you have no electricity

I wish to rid the world of Adaptation Decay

granted. Nothing new ever gets made, and all media is destroyed, as its some crap adaptation of The Oldest Ones in the Book.

I wish we were all attractive, brilliant and awesome.

We all get sick of it and start killing each other. GO GO VIOLENCE!!!

I wish my testosterone level is Over Nine Thousand!!!!!! WHOOOORRRGGHHH!!!

edited 6th Dec '09 10:12:23 PM by SilverBlack

You grow moobs, become more irritable, and are now a jerk. You're welcome.

I wish I could turn Ag into Au.

Gold becomes worth less than silver.

I wish I could turn any element into any other element.

You do it with a cyclotron. your products are radioactive though.

I wish I liked anime.

You like anime. Correction: you like one anime. Kodomo No Jikan.

I wish I were less easily annoyed.

Now it takes the death of a person to annoy you. Correction: Whenever a person dies, you get annoyed.

I wish I were a rich American and wouldn't lose my wealth in the recesion.

Instead, you lose your wealth to Bernie Madoff.

I wish I were less frequently annoyed.

Now you get annoyed every three years. But when you get annoyed, it's a world-shaking event.

I wish I were very good at math, even better than Ramanujan.

You end up dying of malnutrition and illness like Ramanujan.

I wish I had Ramanujan's mathematical talent but was also immortal.

Granted, now you're as bored as Ozbourne.

I wish I were aCasanova. Harr Harr Harr.

You end up getting the Makoto Itou treatment.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

You die every time you try to sleep.

I wish I knew who you people were IRL.

YOU LEARN THAT THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE COME TO KNOW AND LOVE WERE ALL ACTUALLY BOTS PROGRAMMED TO CONTAIN YOU.

I wish that you didn't mistake testosterone with estrogen in my post seven hours ago. I would like to have these magnificently bouncy boobs off of me now... I hope you put them on someone else that's not me

edited 7th Dec '09 5:44:34 AM by SilverBlack

No, dude I really didn't.

I laugh at your lack of knowledge in chemistry. I put the boobs on a monkey.

I wish Linkin Park were more awesome.

edited 7th Dec '09 5:47:14 AM by Kinkajou

Granted. They are so awesome at wangsting that they plunge the entire teen community into an endless depression.

I wish I was better at physics

Better at Jiggle Physics, you mean.

I wish all bands were awesome.

ok, but all the solo artists are absolutely horrendous.

I just read that in Simon Cowell's voice in my head. Heh.

I wish I could learn to play a musical instrument really well.

You learn to play the triangle so well.

I wish I were the frontman of a famous rock band.

They're famous because their songs suck ass.

I wish I had a grenade launcher and had sv_cheats and sv_infinite_ammo both turned on.

You kill the hostages you were supposed to rescue. Game over.

I wish people played on more than just de_dust.

They now play deathmatch at de_bathroom.

I wish my last game was a deatmatch and not an escort mission. with sv_cheats and sv_infinite_ammo both set to 1. and didn't kill anyone I wasn't supposed to kill.