Granted, the fankids throw a huge fit about the lack of references.
I wish to buy some things in the steam sale.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!It's a knockoff website and your computer is wrecked by viruses.
I wish that I could undo the deaths of beloved public figures.
Granted. They inevitably mess up your life alive more than if they were dead.
I wish I knew how to surf.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.Granted, you get eaten by a shark on your first day on the waves.
I wish I was a cyborg.
Is not impressed.Granted, it eats your soul.
I wish I felt good.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!You got some drugs. Then they wore off.
I wish for this wish to be cancelled.
I am procastrinating, but not excessively I think.Granted. You cease to exist. If you didn't exist, how could you make the wish in the first place?
I wish for a flying car.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Granted. Someone drops your car out of a plane in lower Earth orbit. Flying is just falling with style.
I wish.
edited 3rd Jul '16 5:04:33 PM by Wixelt
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.Granted, it malfunctions and send you back to 2000BCE.
I wish to get this stuff done.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!It's done, but you're way past your due date.
I wish the Youtube Recommendations was gone. Or at least less shitty.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!Granted. Youtube is shut down by Google. There can't be Recommendations if the site no longer exists.
I wish for something resembling orange juice (or whatever Tang is, i'm not sure).
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.You get a highly toxic liquid that just happens to resemble orange juice or Tang.
I wish for a pizza cookie.
You get a cross between a pizza and a cookie. Those ingredients weren't meant to go together in that way, though, so you get food poisoning immediately after the first bite.
I wish it was raining angels (what kind from what franchise is up to you).
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.Granted, one hits and crushes your head.
I wish for a donut.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. I drive a car round and round in circles on your freshly trimmed front lawn.
I wish I could do literally anything, no matter how reality breaking or paradox inducing it is, with any obvious repercussions within my lifetime.
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.There are no repercussions within your lifetime because you die immediately. And then your paradox destroys the world
I wish I was at the beach right now
edited 4th Jul '16 3:33:24 PM by Cailleach
Granted, you are now trapped on a beautiful desert island in the middle of the Pacific.
I wish I had a superpower.
Is not impressed.Granted. You have the power to spontaneously combust. But for obvious reasons, you can only use it once.
I wish I wasn't on fire anymore.
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.granted, theres nothing left of you to burn
i wish this room was soundproof
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!Granted. Now no one can hear your screams for help when a serial killer kills you
I wish I had the power to control electricity, but without harming myself
Granted, you are now a power line.
I wish I could sleep for two straight days.
Is not impressed.Granted. You fall into a coma. The MRI and CAT scans show moderate to serious brain damage
I wish you could use different fonts on these fora
Granted. The only other choice is comic sans.
I wish for DEATH BATTLE! to never do a rematch of Goku vs. Superman.
Granted. Too bad she's a yandere who kills everyone even vaguely close to you.
I wish people would tone down on the Undertale references.
Long live the New Bev.