Granted, but you can only speak in nyas.
I wish I could write a really good fanfic.
Granted, someone murders you out of jealousy.
I wish for 2 pizzas with stuffed crust.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."Granted, but it becomes your career, and a publishing company sign you up for a 65-book deal. Good luck.
Granted. They're awful.
I wish people would like Sonic 3 D Blast.
edited 3rd Sep '15 8:09:33 AM by TheKaBlammer
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Granted. They become rabid fanboys and somehow make the Sonic fandom look even worse.
I wish was The Docakiin.
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a treeGranted, but I don't know what that is, so my idea would be you turning into an Eldritch Abomination Straight Outta Compton.
I wish that Teen Titans Go was cancelled.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Granted, but they replace it with a terrible reboot of Codename Kids Next Door of a similar nature.
I wish I had a longer weekend.
edited 3rd Sep '15 12:04:13 PM by StarBee
Granted, but it's Groundhog Day all over again.
I wish I was a Catboy that could speak English and Japanese.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Granted, but you end up sounding like a stereotypical anime weeaboo.
I wish i could remember to complete my posts before submitting them.
Granted. Now if you want to leave some information out, like spoilers details of your character's backstory, you can't.
I wish I could actually learn a programming language.
Granted, it's BASIC, which is absolutely useless by modern standards, unless you can get your hands on a Tandy computer.
I wish that Mouse Fan Club made sense.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Granted, but now nothing else does.
I wish I knew what i was doing here.
Granted, finishing hitlers dreams.
I wish to be beaten up by a bunch of George Washington clones.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."Granted, and they proceed to kill you with axes, stuff you with cherry sauce and eat you.
I wish that Garfield was funny again.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Granted, but then Jim Davis decides to finally lay the cat down to rest.
I wish I had a better sense of humor.
Granted, nothing is funny because your sense of humor is so sophisticated.
I wish that porno was appropiate for kids.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Granted. All pornography is now bad softcore porn that kills any potential boner one could have gotten from it.
I wish the built-in clock on my HP 50G graphing calculator didn't lose synch so quickly.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Granted, now it loses synch slightly slower. By about a yoctosecond.
I wish that BLAH.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Granted but BLUH.
I wish for a moirail.
moved to Oceanstuck because this handle was starting to bother me my tumblrGranted. But he's an Ax-Crazy space juggalo, who will eventually kill you and all of your friends.
I wish I had tickets for the Australian Welcome to Night Vale tour.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propogandaGranted, but they arrive one day late.
I wish I can save Here be Monsters from shutting down.note
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Granted, it becomes the worst example of a freemium game since RollerCoaster Tycoon 4 Mobile.
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Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Granted, but you have offended me, the Typo Master and King of Feraligatrs. I have my army murder you for your insolence.
I wish not to wish.
edited 4th Sep '15 2:50:24 PM by KingFeraligatr
Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertisingGranted, but because of a wish paradox, you reset the timeline of the universe. Have fun living as an amoeba!
I wish that somebody could birth to Neanderthals. And I also I wish they lived like we do.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!You have wished more than one wish, so I can only grant the first one. The Neandrrthals make life Hell.
I wish I could defeat the Moon Lord.
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a tree
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Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!