Oh...Oh my. (Video Games Edition)

those explosions

I'll agree the explosions looked pretty bad, but that just seems like nitpicking to me.

The narration, the camera angles, the explosions, and the "cry like an anime fan on prom night" when a ton of anime fans backed the game.

The trailer has been nearly universally disliked by fans, backers, and newcomers alike, to the point that Inti Creates' CEO criticized Deep Silver for the trailer.

I can tell it's been universally disliked from the like/dislike bar and the memes that are popping up everywhere, but I just don't see it. I agree that phrase was probably crossing a line, but I honestly thought most of it was pretty amusing. I feel like a good chunk of it is anger carried over from the poor management of the project.

edited 26th May '16 10:41:51 PM by Nintendork64

At this point, each trailer released has progressively gotten worse in terms of production. Combined with the constant delays being an official Running Gag, it's easy to see expectations grow extremely sour.

At this point, I am convinced Mighty No. 9 was not intended to be released and was just a massive Kickstarter scam.

the hardest video game boss

2 minutes in, you're about to witness the most bizarre boss fight ever.

Meh, I've seen a boss fight that revolves around rock paper scissors all the way back on the Sega Megadrive/Genesis/Genesisdrive.

Between a dragon boy and a three legged crow at that.

And tiny mallets were involved.

If I wanted to watch an epic-level RPS match I'd reread Diamond is Unbreakable.

Oh my God.

You're unimpressed? I thought it would've broken you and you would've hated... {looks around} that game...

Voldemort has his own game!?

Voldemort's Sexy Love Journey is up there with the top 10 video games of all time

Please tell me you made that title up.

I would imagine he didn't considering other titles out there.

Yeah, he made it up. (Google is your friend.)

1737 No no, not a VIDEO game, a game of chance!

If it hasn't already been posted, it should of been.

Probably been posted five times over already but the animation for Seismic Toss in Pokemon Battle Revolution is god-damn hilarious. It's a recurring in-joke in my Discord chat, particularly with my friend Sparky.

(sorry for the TPP border; couldn't find a better video)

the best part, the best fucking part abuot that animation is when you do it to diglett/dugtrio

Oh my god, yes, that's fantastic. Me and my friend Sparky were discussing that a while ago.

Splarf.

In Super Meat Boy, there's a hidden character named Tofu Boy who owes his entire existence to a Take That! against PETA and their anti-animal tendencies. As a response, the only way to unlock him is to type "petaphile" on the character select screen, and He. Is. S-L-O-W as a goddamn snail covered in corn syrup that's been covered in superglue left out in the icy Antarctic Circle for 17 years and festering in Suspended Animation. I mean, consider it a challenge to beat this game as him alone!

I can't even beat the first level as Tofu Boy.

a lot of levels can't be beaten at all by tofu boy

the ones that ARE clearable are slow and tedious, but you always get an A+ ranking