Oh...Oh my. (Video Games Edition)

Why? Why to all of that? >.>

"Reading the Comments, it's clear the Graphics look horrible, and the Cat looks strange. This is exactly we want to read, because we can still make changes based on that."

edited 13th Jan '14 1:57:31 PM by Glowsquid

Lol at the thumbs-up turning downwards slowly to represent the continue timer...

This is amazing,

They have to go now. Their planet needs them.

releasing this one month ahead of mario kart 8 on the same console takes some serious balls.

edited 20th Apr '14 8:19:19 PM by Glowsquid

I skimmed through the video and the first thing to come to mind is to wonder why the HELL Hello Kitty's face is EVERYWHERE on those tracks. Is she the tyrant empress of that place, or something? I mean, you don't see Mario's face on cruise liners, ferris wheels and freaking MOUNTAINS EVERYWHERE in MK tracks, right (OK, maybe ONCE or twice).

According to Hello Kitty Online, she and her friends rule the world of Sanrio.

Luckily, they're benevolent dictators.

... funny world.

Despite appearances, this is not some 16-year old's Blender project.

This is the announcement trailer for an actual video game made by 3DRealms.^note [Insert Duke Nukem Forever joke here

The mind boggles.

edited 19th May '14 11:35:19 AM by Psyclone

Is that a teen talking on the news as the President!?

edited 19th May '14 11:38:38 AM by ironcommando

Oh, and can you guess the genre of this game?

It's a...Isometric RPG! That, surprise surprise, looks just as terrible in gameplay◊.

....That woman looks suspiciously like a Fallout 3 character.

There's something amiss with the lighting in the gameplay screenshot.

I don't understand why people are saying it looks like something a 16 year old made in blender. "supra mayro kratt" looks like something made by a 16 year old in blender. It looks wayyyy better than that. Though I agree I really have no idea what type of game it is by like at the trailer.

Well, they do have a rich legacy on that front...

edited 19th May '14 4:55:33 PM by Glowsquid

Isn't Bombshell the name of that female character that was planned for DNF a long time ago?

Anyways, aside from that, was this posted before?

Last page, even.

^Dang. Oh well, it deserves another look, I could say.

Air Control.

Big Rigs now has a serious contender for its spot of "Most blatantly unfinished video game ever sold".

That's Big Rigs as an airplane simulator.

...except that this actually has more than one "level".

edited 28th May '14 5:39:19 PM by ironcommando

I know someone posted Tempest 3k a while back for being a trippy ass tube shooter but did anyone play N 2 O on the PS 1?

It's pretty much "popped a molly I'm sweatin'" the game, with a soundtrack by The Crystal Method to boot.

My dad actually owned it. It was fucking crazy.