Bleach

There is no reason for Grimmjow to not be Adjuchas. He may be pretty powerfulAdjuchas who is Captain level after Arrancarization.

A meentally handicapped child quickly bonds with a strange man soon after his conception. Months later he gets beaten to death by an old man.

"Ichigo wants to protect everyone around him. One day he took a bath with a 100+ year old woman."

@lu, that made me lol. Seems perfectly logical to me!

Nice.

"Chad gets knocked out in a dimension separate from his own. Months later, Chad gets knocked out in another dimension separate from his own."

Heh.

Yammy was big, loud idiot who became a huge, worthless punching bag, and he had a puppy. Then he died

Stark was lonely, so he split himself in two, but it wasn't enough. So he took up with a bunch of jerks who didn't care about him. Then he died.

Noitra was a mantis, who used misogyny to hide that he wanted to die. Then he lost to two hands when he had six.

Cirucci was hot. Then she lost to a dork. Then she was gang-ra...I mean killed.

came on a biiit strong there, akuma

One day Tsukishima saved Karakura Town from Aizen. 17 months later Byakuya thanks him by killing him.

Cru, I am sorry but that is total bollocks. Aizen was not prepared for an attack when he went to kill Yamamoto, he had thought Yamamoto has helpless. I don't see how you can think "preparing to finish a defeated anyway = ready for battle" and "in the midst of being attacked because you are in a battle = not ready for battle".

Orihime was kidnapped by the enemy. Months later her funny faces had dramatically improved.

Hum quite..

HA!

Tatsuki trained to be a martial artist. Years later she tried to run a classmate through a glass window for not talking to her.

If a shinigami were in a Final Fantasy game/world, would Cure spells hurt it?

Yes. Especially Rukia.

I like how everyone seems to have accepted that Starrk died.

@Saiga, If you disagree about Aizen's level of preparedness, then my other point still stands. Aizen needs to take an Itto Kasso to the face and then get jumped by Yamamoto using another Itto Kasso for it to be a fair comparison.

I believe he was on some sort of list of the confirmed dead page in one of the volumes (along with Noitra).

Stark coming back as shinigami is on my list of "officially last straw for Bleach." Followed by Ulquiorra coming back in anyway.

Starrk? Dead? Nonsense. He's simply wizened up to the fact that getting stabbed really really hurts and has decided to stay out of the plot.

So Momo's a masochist, then?

Which captain is wanked the least?

Soi? Gin? Ukitake? Vizards don't count because they don't count.

I jinxed it.

Overall least, or compared to where they should be? Some combo of Tosen, Ukitake and Komamura, probably.

Definitely Tosen. Apart from Aizen, Isshin and Yama he was likely the strongest person in FKT.

I don't see how Isshin is that strong. Not saying that he's weak but I dont think that assumption can be made without seeing his shikai.

Agree that Tosen def is stronger than most of them there but the plot ball is stronger sti

Cru! Your wanking was taken at face value!

Hello, Bleachfriends!

So, there's this site, which is basically like a Japanese version of CollegeHumor. One of their employees, Yamaguchi, was getting married for the first time, and they had a tradition of sending him odd gifts. Apparently, he said at some point that he "wants a zebra"... or it might have been some wordplay; I'm not sure. In any case, his boss goes out and finds a life-size zebra statue and plots to move it into Yamaguchi's living room while diverting the newlyweds to a fake birthday party. The only problem is that the thing costs 240000 yen, or approximately 3000 USD. Which member of the site decides to bankroll the zebra operation? Tite Kubo.

This is your reminder - in case you had any doubt - that Kubo is definitely a troll of the highest order, both as a mangaka and in real life.

edited 5th Oct '12 11:14:50 AM by darksidevoid