Youtube Comments Win.

On this video:

There is no god but ALLHHHH and MOHMMMMDDDDDKKKK is his prophet.

edited 15th Nov '10 4:46:37 AM by Glowsquid

And so, Maria discovered that breasts were earned, not taken. (from Castlevania Judgment)

It's made by The Helldragon.

edited 15th Nov '10 7:19:40 AM by Cliche

Well, not youtube, but...

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My favourite comment was from a series of God Of War 3 cutscene videos, on the one where Kratos kills Poseidon.

Man, Percy Jackson is gonna be pissed.

edited 15th Nov '10 1:19:39 PM by Moogi

Shameless Self-Promotion ahead ^_^!

I got highest rated comment in this video.

-ignore this-

edited 2nd Jul '11 8:43:42 PM by gentlemanorcus

On a Buddy Holly video:

"I'm 9 and been l have been listening to him atleast 20 years."

"This is the song that plays when Timmy Turner's Dad finally kills Dinkleburg. ;)"

Of course referring to the final boss theme of Super Mario Galaxy 2.

On Deceased Crab falling for (or more likely deliberately demonstrating) a trap in Sweet Home  ^*

"You take a picture of the fresco...

Words appear!

'WHY ARE YOU STANDING IN QUICK SAND?!'"

edited 24th Nov '10 4:52:58 PM by MikeK

On the Bed Intruder video:

"I want my T-shirt back"

The video: Toccata and Fugue in D Minor

The comment: "why did js bach have 21 kids? his organ didn't have any stops "

God, youtube, boredom, and flaimbaiting. Stellar combinations. I created a handle on there and made my channel the most patriot, flag-waving, pro-church, ultra-conservative-but-just-short-of-white-trash, Anglo-American channel you'd find. Complete with the standard high-rez US flag in the background and videos of people shooting guns and hating on the French and homosexuals (except hot lesbians). I think I had a links to other channels featuring muscle cars and cheeseburgers, too.

Then I go and comment on vids featuring Mrs. Palin, Mr. Mc Cain, the Bushes and just trash the conservatives; just acting like a PETA/Green Peace poster child. Flaimbaiting in its most obvious form. Of course butt hurt people would come to my channel to rant and see my shrine to Americana...talk about schizophrenic responses. Sophomore year in college was fun.

"Oh, Bowser. the world loves you. Can't you tell being that every place you step into has fantastic, happy music?"

Seriously, just try to stay angry with this tune playing.

EVERY COMMENT here.

Not sure if it's been put up yet, but whatever.

A lot of stuff here, YMMV though >_>.

• If trolling is sure to result in victory, then you must troll! You Tube said that, and I think they know a little bit more about trolling than you do, son, because they invented it! And then they perfected it so that no living man could best them in the ring of crappy videos!
  • Then, they used their You Tube money to buy two of every single troll on the planet! Then, they herded them onto a boat, and now they troll the crap out of every one of them!
• And now, every time you see a bunch of trolls together in one place, it's called Encyclopedia Dramatica!
  • ...UNLESS IT'S A LIVE JOURNAL!

edited 17th Dec '10 5:43:24 PM by Madrugada

edited 20th Dec '10 10:59:32 PM by AngryScientist

From the Batman theme song video:

The Youtube Decrees of Commenting-

• I. Thou shall not make retarded ass Bieber jokes
• II. Thou shall not comment on the dislike bar
• III. Thou shall not combine the first two decrees,EVER
• IV. Thou shall stay on subject when commenting
• V. Thou shall not beg like a bitch for thumbs-up
• VI. Thou shall not insert soviet Russia jokes
• VII. Thou shall spread the decrees, or face a lifetime of justin bieber spam comments and male enhancement ads and propaganda

What about propaganda in the form of male enhancement ads starring Justin Bieber?

While I don't usually like fanboys and their comments, I found this comment on this Paper Mario 3 DS video very ammusing.

bro if i were you i would STFU. The DS pwned your psp 1000, the DS lite owned your psp 2000, the D Si Killed your psp 3000, the D Si XL raped your PSP Go, and by the looks of things right now... the 3DS is going to OVERKILL your "PSP 2" PEROID! and take note that these games are only in 8GB, the max is 32GB... start running.

Rule VII sounds like a Justin Bieber joke to me...

Basically every comment here. I'm tempted to add the entire thing to It Runs on Nonsensoleum.

edited 14th Jan '11 6:53:58 PM by Haven

On a Conspiracy Theorist video that says "Is it possible that Obama is some sort of clone from the ancient Egyptian king Akhenaten? No one knows for sure, but you can judge for yourselves!"

Wait, you said, "no one knows for sure". That's not true, I know for sure. The answer is "No, idiot, President Obama is not a clone of a long dead Egyptian king".

From this:

I've seen a lot of depressing and peurile comments about how "incredible" the girls tits are, as though a pair of tits has never been seen before. This kind of schoolboy leering and sniggering is what brings You Tube down and prevents it from being the cultural breakthrough that it should be. I'm so frustrated by it that the only thing that will cheer me up is buttering up two melons and bringing myself off between them as though they were Jamelia's very own shining, wobbling tits.

Sheer genius, found it on some trope page or other. Only thing that spoils it is that he spelled puerile wrong ;_;

edited 15th Jan '11 5:02:14 PM by SunshineWerewolf