You think you have it bad? I live in a place with no computers!
82123
I live in a place with only Windows computers!
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
I stole his computer. I'm a dirty thief.
Gristknife
I live in a place with Windows but no computers!
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
You're lucky to even have windows...
Or a computer! We just have a crayon drawing on a wall made to look like a Windows XP desktop.
Crayons? Peh! I'd die for one!
We have to draw with our own blood.
82123
^^ Well, mine is a room that looks like the aurora of a Mac but I don't have any accessible to me now!
^ This room's full of blood too, and I've a phobia!
edited 8th Nov '10 4:52:19 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Gristknife
HAH! The only aura around here comes from the radioactive waste.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Just an aura? My room IS radioactive waste.
You're lucky you got radioactive waste! I gotta put up with the Ebola Virus.
You lived through Ebola? Congratulations!
edited 8th Nov '10 5:02:31 PM by WartysNeryon
^I didn't live through it. Dracula kept my brain alive in a jar and sucks off my thoughts every few days I mean nights or so.
edited 8th Nov '10 5:06:12 PM by SeanMurrayI
Oh yeah? I've been kept alive through complex technology, and they dismember and put me through awake surgery to put me back together every day!
Warning: Posts may cause derp.
Luxury! You don't even have to put up with The Wolfman pissing in your brain jar.
Same with me, only I ended up in some Australian bloke's hand...
... you just don't want to know the rest of it...
You think you had it rough then? Oh man, you don't know what rough is! Mrs. Frankenstein thought I was a dead goldfish and flushed me down the toilet!
edited 8th Nov '10 5:15:48 PM by SeanMurrayI
That's her showing you mercy. I was mistaken as tonight's dinner at the Frankenstein household, cut in pieces and eaten. ALL! WHILE! I'M! ALIVE!
Defiler of Shops
They ate you in pieces? I was thrown to the wolves, who ate me so uncivil-like!
Soul is ugly.
That's not anywhere near as humiliating as being eaten by guppies in the Hudson River.
At least it's temporary. You haven't been through Eternal Damnation!
Eternal Damnation?!? Oh, what I would give to receive the kind of attention the eternally dammed get...
My remains had to be shat out by the guppies where no spiritual being, friend or foe, was willing to claim me.
Limbo, huh? You haven't been to the ninth circle of Hell, and I happen to be Judas!
edited 8th Nov '10 6:21:35 PM by WartysNeryon
You think being floating guppy shit in the Hudson River is Limbo?!?!?
Gristknife
You think Limbo's bad? Try doing Inception on Bob Sagat. Dude's messed up.
edited 8th Nov '10 6:26:09 PM by HungryJoe
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Basically, make yourself feel worse than the above poster, and the next poster reacts to THAT. To start things off:
My computer was stolen.