HIP HOP HIPSTER
Damn
CNM: KILL the MOTHERFUCKER
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
Ghosts' Poet
CNM: Level up to FULL ANTAGONIST STATUS
CNM: X Stats
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Fwomph
An Elven Prince: Attempt a connection to modern day Earth
Henry: Henry SMASH!!!
Saleswoman: Feel an urge to start dating a guy called Henry
PNC: Try to calm Henry down
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Ignore this, decided against it.
edited 15th Nov '10 2:12:22 PM by doomferret
Defiler of Shops
CNM: Level up to FULL ANTAGONIST STATUS
While you won't SHOOT HENRY (It's much too EARLY for that), you will become the ANTAGONIST. A SONG from the IT JUST BUGS ME MUSICAL named I DESERVE TO BE THE VILLAIN, NOT YOU! comes into your HEAD.
CNM: X Stats
You refuse, these STATS make REECER6 annoyed.
An Elven Prince: Attempt a connection to modern day Earth
No. ELVES like YOURSELF deserve no PLACE in a MODERN DAY EQT like HENRY'S ADVENTURE. Maybe if you had some GREAT GRANDCHILD who was for some reason on MODERN DAY EARTH, it'd WORK.
Henry: Henry SMASH!!!
You find a CRATE and try SMASHING it. Your hand HURTS, the CRATE is still WHOLE, and you just realized your SPRAINED ANKLES are EXTREMELY PAINFUL.
Saleswoman: Feel an urge to start dating a guy called Henry
You are SINGLE, you need a PROTAGONIST in your LIFE. You think the HUSBAND of THE WIFE who was at your latest DOOR was the PROTAGONIST, HENRY. You must get him.
PNC: Try to calm Henry down
You can't, as you're EXPLODINATED to PIECES from the PLANE CRASH.
edited 17th Nov '10 4:49:01 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
Ghosts' Poet
Saleswoman: Look around PENTHOUSE some more before looking for TRUE LOVE
Henry: Challenge CONVENIENTLY NEARBY MORTICIAN to a DUEL
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Fwomph
VAGC: Attempt to fuse the shard of metal with your mechanisms.
A tall, spindly, tan, pointed eared man: Continue your quest for the shards of your ancestor's blade.
Another shard of the Elven Blade: Fall out of Hammerspace and impale the CNM.
Diver: Discover a treasure chest that fell off a ship during the time of ERRANT.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
> VAGC: Feel a disturbance in the Hammerspace, something you have not felt since the days of BORIS.
HAMMERSPACE starts feeling WEIRD, like someone TIME TRAVELED it SIDEWAYS, if that's possible.
> Small shard of cold metal: Fall out of Hammerspace and into the interior of VAGC
You feel some COLD METAL fall out. It knocks your PENDULUM around, and now your FACE counts TIME going BACKWARDS REALLY FAST. No one better hook you up to a TIME MACHINE.
CHAPEL'S PASTOR: Convince CONVENIENT NEARBY MORTICIAN to have a CHANGE OF HEART and save the HENERFORDS
You have pretty high CHARISMA, and THE WIFE can't be DEAD! You try CONVINCING the CNM to give BOB a CHANCE. Because, of course, HENRY is perfectly HEALTHY except for the FACT that he is GREEN.
CNM: Shoot bodies to ensure deadness.
You do not give ANY BODY a chance, chuckling at your SEMI-PUN. You whip out a PISTOL and shoot THE WIFE in the CHEST. She starts BLEEDING PROFUSELY. She is DEAD. HENRY runs up to her CORPSE and starts CRYING PROFUSELY. He SCREAMS at you.
NOTICE: Soon, I'll be gone for 3 days or so. Sorry. D:
edited 14th Nov '10 5:01:15 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.