YOU are BANNED: The Forum Game

Banned for the false claim of Loyalty.

Banned for a pun that only makes sense on one level (Rule number 373,429 of making puns: "Be it henceforth known that a pun shall have no fewer than two (2) meanings to be considered a legal pun. Aspiring punsters who commit the grave act of pun-writing whilst only producing puns that have only a single meaning shall be banned").

Banned for legalese.

Banned because that is not a word. The term you want is "Legal English".

Bann for sprouting long and complicated words.

Banned for being uncouth.

Banned because it's pronounced "un-cooth."

Banned because my last statement wasn't really a pun, it was more like word play...

Banned for being late.

Banned for obsessive timekeeping.

Banned for being a clock!

Banned because clocks aren't the only things that keep time.

Banned for being late.

Banned for being so late, you completely missed your appointment by 3 weeks.

Banned for being so late, your doctor thought you were pregnant.

Banned because this thread is a no smoking area.

Banned for implying that I would smoke around a pregnant person. I am insulted!

Double banned for smoking in a no smoking area that has a pregnant person in it.

Banned for not banning alcohol in addition to banning smoking.

Inb4 Rachel bans me for bringing up alcohol in this context.

Banned for reminding me that I should get a beer. Thanks.

Banning myself for drinking that horrible 0% alcohol cider that I bought by accident ages ago because I didn't look at the fucking label. Double banning myself for learning nothing from past mistakes and only finding out after I drank it that it was a month past the expiration date.

Banning for buying something but not drink it. Really? Do you have no social life like me?

edited 3rd Dec '15 1:46:47 PM by shatterstar

Triple banned for double banning yourself.

Banned for having no social life.

Ultra deluxe banned for triple banning.

Banned for not ultra super deluxe banning me.