We are all Yandere's!

Cool! How many different weapons do we have in the trunk?

And we're off! I always love a good road trip. Sadly I'm a little low on funds, we may need to rob a gas station or two later. Oh, don't ming the smell in the trunk I just haven't gotten rid of the body yet.

Me: Oh, shoot. I-I just have to get some gas... b-be right back...

Gas-Station Worker: Hello, what can I get for you?

Me: S-sir, I'd like...    your soul...    I mean, some gas for the car...

GSW: What was that?

Me: Oh! I-I'm so sorry    that I didn't kill you right now!   

(runs a knife through his heart, then slowly takes it out)

Me:    HAHAHAHAHAAA-    oh dear! I'm oh so very sorry, m-m-m-mister... (licks blood off of blade)

edited 2nd Nov '10 4:28:03 PM by AwesomeZombie22

I'm still in the room. I can't believe all of you would abandon me... NO! They wouldn't do that! I must follow! But I can't leave... *Sees phoenixor* Are you willing to replace them?

-Shakes his head, then pulls out a button from his suit, presses it, then leaves through the resulting portal, which closes soon after, not a trace left to follow-

My patient eludes me yet again... Oh my, a new patient! We shall have fun chasing down my first patient together! And you'll never leave me.

-In car-

Oh, dear! We left Goldy! Should we try to go back and get him?

Yes! We never leave one of our true loves behind. No matter how many must suffer for it.

Back we go, then, lovers!

-Takes wheel and makes a sharp curve-

Love or Bust!

-Moves over to let Tidal Wave take the driver seat.-

I call shot gun!

-Pulls it out.-

Ooooh, I absolutely love it when someone pulls out the shotguns!

I would hand you one dear, but you should keep bolth hands on the wheel. I'll do any shooting if we need to.

*Holds Phoenixor as tight as possible* They want to seperate us.

Don't worry. I take good care of my patients. *Pulls out handgun* The Doctor's in, time to take your medicine.

Once we stop for the night, what say we have an orgy?

Well if you insist. I don't mind as long as no one tries to get in the way of our time together. If they do it will get messy. Besides everyong loves a good orgy.

edited 4th Nov '10 7:10:46 AM by Liisiko

-Stops outside mental hospital-

Seems the authorities haven't arrived yet. Good for us!

-Exits car-

Now, let's all try to keep it down this time, sweeties. The police could show up at any minute, and we all know how much I would hate to loose any of you!

Good point. It's always fun to have a little fight with the police, but we need to take care of each other if we want to be together forever. And you do want that right?

Of course I do, sweetums!

That's what we all want, right?

I love it when you give vauge threats that are filled with love.

I know! Now... -Pulls out tazer- To retrieve our lost loved one!

-Stealthily moves inside building-

Follow me!

I've got the knives and an AK-47. If you need it, just ask.

-I follow-

Any idea what floor our dear love is on? Oh nevermind we can just fight our way through untill we find them.

I think the seventh floor, but I don't know.

Ah, well. Let's kill people! -shoots security guard-

Aw, well, might as well have a little fun while we are here!

-Tazors secretary and several orderlies-

Search everywhere! We must find out beloved Goldy!