I AM THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THEW HEOSLE WOR: Illuminatus!

Tzetze + Train of Thought = incomprehensible.

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I know, that's why I said INCOMPREHENSIBLE.

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@Zxzy: Oh sure blame in on the Butt-Monkey, why don't ya!

Tzetze + Words=Incomprehensible

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!

Tzetze = Incomprehensible. Do we need to necro that Troper A + Troper B = Troper C thread? I'm C Trombley + Made Of Meat, of course.

Anyway. While the voodoo houdou vodin fuckit AFRICAN MAGICERY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO affects the US's Prezman, the dudes at Mosco and Peking are unaffected, being atheistic. So godlessness has its perks.

Okay, very out of nowhere here: A NEW CHALLENGER AS APPEARED. His name is unpronounceable, but we can call him "Howard". He's a dolphin. Also, he's swimming through Atlantis (the ruins of Atlantis anyway, they shut down after the economy went bad. There's just no market for transcendental enlightenment and the ability to make Au (OUCH) out of water in a bad market. That may seem kind of contradictory, but it has to do with inflation. Economics is weird, I know) and it's April 10. Yramin doesn't know what Howard sees, but whatever it is it spooks the dolphinman so he decdes to tell Hagbard Celine all about it.

"Not that I know, at this point, who Hagbard Celine is." That's a sentence, which is in the book.

But it doesn't matter, just look at the water! There's not much pollution (yet), and presumably it's a good day. Yes, the light of golden SOL lights up and sparkles everything, so it's easy to waste five hours of time in what seems like a second and then we're "amid trees and earth". There are even some fallen leaves that show up before the horror. What horror? "Where are we?" What the crap?

Now we're five hours due west, so that while Howard is still doing his dolphin thang in Atlantis, Sasparilla Godzilla turns a nosedive and lands unconscious. Crap skateboarder, that guy. Fuck him. Also: He's from Simcoe, Ontario. Simcoe is a nice place, I've been there once, the factory there produces over half of all rugs eaten in the United States every year. Sasparilla is a human, by the way. With a bitchin' name. And I can say "bitchin'", since she's female. Hence the "-a" on the end. It's from Spanish, donchaknow.

This is in a museum. Well, not "in" a museum per se, so much as out a museum, in an extension. The museum is one devoted to humanistics, that is anthropology if you're pretentious, in Chapultepec Park Wow, Firefox actually recognizes that name in Mexico D.F., Mexico. That's the dee-streect-oh federall-eh if you're uneducated, that is an exquivalent of the US's sexy D.C., that is La Ciudad de México in local parlance. Or not. I've never been there. They have more smog than San Fran for fuck's sake. So it's D.F. from now on, I'm not typing out that Mexlish shit anymore. Freaking commies.

Other people are kinda worried about this lady with the bitchin' name going and collapsing right in front of where they were watching exhibits or whatever it is you do out a humanistics museum. Later she said it was heat. Don't laugh at that either, heatstroke sucks. Once, in Hawaii, my dad just kept me to keep going, but I couldn't, you know? I was almost blacking out and he's like "Oh come on it's like only a mile like like" and then I collapsed. Then I got icy drinks! Strawberry, I believe. Lovely flavor. Turns out she was lying though, making my digression rather tasteless. She didn't even remind herself what did it. See in Canada and the US (and other places but Vramin doesn't see fit to mention these) it is sensible to hide certain truths, a truth if I ever heard one, and that's why she didn't tell anybody that she saw a grimace cross the face of the gigantic statue of Tlaloc, the rain god. Back in Simcoe nobody would believe her if she said that, of course. Indeed, many things come to pass.

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"Tlaloc"? Damn, but Nahuatl is full of bitchin' names. I have to move there some day.

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I know what you're thinking. "Tzetze, Barada Nikto! did you just copy that out of the book?! What the flying fuck man, that's a copyright violation! Do you want Mr.s Shea and Wilson to fucking starve?!" And now you're thinking about punching me in the face until you get to my skull, ripping my skull out with your teeth, feasting on my blood, and howling your primal victory into the night. Don't worry, it's okay, we're all thinking that about each other.

But you'd be wrong. For one thing I altered it slightly. You see, I consider myself a modern Pierre Menard. I didn't copy the text - I reconstructed it. You see the pieces of this story constantly float around in the human collective unconscious  ^*

, just waiting to be put into the form of a story. Shea and Wilson weren't original.

Oh, also, all I can think of to say about this paragraph is that Cthulhu did the same thing in The Call of Cthulhu. But that's off-topic.

I mean, think about it. All of these words have been used before! Besides that, the plot, the characters, the general sentiments, they were all done before! By Shakespeare probably! Why this very text that you are reading right now is unoriginal and copied from Shakespeare! The very concept of intellectual property copyright violation is impossible, because Shakespeare is clearly in the public domain!

Although the UK has decided to keep things copyrighted for a long time, like The KJV and Peter Pan. So actually, the UK controls all of world literature. That's worrying.

edited 30th Aug '09 8:18:56 PM by Tzetze

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I think you're delving into more conspiracy theories than the actual book does.

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Solstace: This is physically impossible.

Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.

But I'm sure Tzetze'll manage it.

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And yet I strive for the clearly impossible, because is there any higher purpose to attempt to reach than chaotic perfection?

Besides, just putting that one sentence would have been boring. I need good showmanship.

edited 30th Aug '09 8:39:33 PM by Tzetze

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What did I just read?

'I'll show him a martyr! I'm going to do die SO HARD'

I can no longer tell where the book ends the Tzetze begins.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.

You just read truth, Bill.

It is that truth that governs us all, teaching us right from wrong, and it is that truth that gives us purpose in life.

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The first four paragraphs of The Eye in the Pyramid.

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My answer was better.

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edited 30th Aug '09 8:42:02 PM by Tzetze

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edited 30th Aug '09 8:42:42 PM by Wicked223

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!

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edited 30th Aug '09 8:43:44 PM by Solstace

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I wonder, are anthropopsychology and pop psychology related? Of course. Isn't everything? Yes. Except the noble spoon. The spoon stands alone.

edited 30th Aug '09 8:44:35 PM by Tzetze

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I think I'll reference that in my userpage story.

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The paragraphs, they shorten, like accordions in play. This post will chronicle seven of the noble creatures.

Now Rramiel is just waking up at 2:30 AM (exactly half the hour? Suspicious...) due to a phone call on the twenty-fourth of April. Remember that the near-apocalypse was on April Fool's Day? Of course I did. I would never regret to tell you about such a detail, I am far too amazing and wonderful for that.

In any case: Phone call. '"Goodman", I say into the receiver'. Presumably this is a codename, it would be far too insecure to use real names over (public?) accessible lines. Besides that I saw 'Goddamn' at first.

"Bombing and homicide". The voice is mechanical, a "eunuchoid"  ^*

. Flamiel sleeps naked, I didn't really need to know that, but he/she/it apologizes so it's cool. East 68^th Street. Near the "Council of Foreign Relations", no doubt a euphemism. Chammiel tells the voice that heshit's moving and hangs up.

Heshit's bedmate, a "Rebecca"  ^*

- note that the biblical Rebecca mothered Esau and Jacob, this will become important later - speaks incoherently. I presume that "What? Is?" is a steganographic code... perhaps related to the children?

She's naked, and this gives Chammy some pleasant memories. Also: They're married, and sixty. Oh, whoops, pronoun confusion there! Sorry. Rebecca, you see, is twenty-five. I'm going to go ahead and assume that this is taking place in the nineteenth century for this reason, back when such things were more acceptable. Oh, the phone? Well, they have "euchanoids". Clearly in this universe Babbage succeeded. Perhaps Esau didn't sell his birthright. Mm.

Chammy's horny. He (I doubt that Victorian mores would allow homosexuality or ananthroposexuality) his proud of his body. Also: on the Homicide Squad, or more specifically Homicide North. This is of course a team of superheroes.

"What?" Damn, Rebecca, this is your first chance to speak in the book! In fact, it's the very first dialogue anywhere in the book! Some people. No sense of showmanship. How vulgar.

"Damned fool radicals again." He is of course referring to the Red Five, who fight for about what you'd expect from the name.

"Um." Then she goes back to sleep. What the hell, girl, you'd better be saving a universe in your dreams.

I can't tell if this is becoming easier or harder the more tired I get.

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Hmmm... I have no idea what the plot is at the moment. Tzetze has succeeded in mimicking Finnegans Wake.

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So far, we've had a squirrel, an African, a dolphin, a Canadian, and now a superhero. This is the fifth, therefore it will be the main plot.

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Wut?

EDIT: Actually, don't answer that. I think it's better this way.

edited 30th Aug '09 9:46:40 PM by Solstace

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...Yep, I can see how this would be better on drugs.

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fix'd.

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