Ah, the joys of terrible video game creepypasta. I mean, Ben Drowned kinda worked (by video game creepypasta standards) because it wasn't just "oooooh the video game is spoooooooky" and had things like... buildup. Or something.
Or maybe it just gets a free pass because it was one of the first and the guy actually made videos or something. I dunno.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
You know, I thought that was just a joke at first, but there really is zero build-up. It's just "here is a Touhou game". And it's so...cliched.
Slowbeef really has a knack for picking these ones out. Every one of these is bad in their own unique way, like snowflakes. The absurdly not-shocking twist in the Silent Hill story, the goofiness of the Cooking Mama story, the insanity of Ihsoy...
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
I know, he really manages to find the dumbest ones possible.
I still think this one is a worthy candidate.
http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/How_I_Met_a_Terrible_Fate
Let's start Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) over again, this time with less Mega Jose and more Diabetus:
Oh thank fuck
The good news is no Mega Jose going out of his way to cut Slowbeef off and talk over him
And Beef and Betus still sound like they're having fun in an odd way.
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TieTuesday and AllShamNoWow? jizzes pants
edited 3rd Dec '14 9:58:58 AM by Logograph
Still just awesome like that
I do wonder what's gonna happen when they get to the more Guide Dang It! parts of the game (e.g. Silver's billiard puzzle), and if they're gonna bring back any of the other guests. I seem to recall slowbeef mentioning at some point that he wants to do both a Retsuplaythrough (that's what I'm calling it now) and to continue streaming from where the last stream left off. If nothing else, it was entertaining having Proton Jon and TurboC there.
MegaJose...I mean, I didn't hate him there like so many others did, but he really needed to tone it down a lot. He was pretty entertaining when he wasn't going all over-the-top Sonic fanboy rage.
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I'd probably say no more than three and maybe just Beef and Proton Jon or similar. No offense to megaJose and Turbo but they need to tone down the Sonic fanboy rage and the constant cutting off Slowbeef when he tries to speak because I actually honestly got annoyed at how they would immediately start blathering on the very moment slowbeef uttered a syllable and tried to speak.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Jesus fuck fibbage I can't breathe gonna die ha ha ha
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Wow... this is getting deeply ridiculous.
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RARGH BLARGH MAAAAAAM
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Also, the Deep Freeze playlist now has a subtitle: Wham Bam Thank you MAM
...what?
Still just awesome like that
Eh, might skip out on this one. Watched part 1 of Phantasmagoria way back when and didn't think Lowtax's commentary was anything to write home about. I can only really take him in small doses (like his Gaming Garbage videos).
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Was taht Rhianna game made by some guro fetishist? Jesus...
Why aren't you laughing?
This fucking game is getting weirder
Reading the comments, and apparently the woman who played Riana founded the studio and was behind most of the game's design?
I think Deep Freeze broke the long player.
Whoa...uhh...thats a thing.
Still just awesome like that
Leeroyhim for gamer of the year, I guess
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I dunno, I've been informed he's been kind of an asshole to the people doing other Wrongpuraes in their respective comments sections.
Moon◊
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"Marsha M'Fluvska" will never get old to hear. So, if Ms. M'Fluvska is the other two terrorists' mom, so we have Deimos M'Fluvski and Phobos M'fluvski? Who the fuck names their child "Phobos"!? What the fuck is going to happen with the satellite? What the fuck is up with Nay? What is Sicily in the plane if he was serious? Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to arbitrarily lose your partner in a terrible scripted sequence? What the fuck was up with the robotic black man in the first mission? Who the fuck is he?
Did Phobos really think blowing up the ship was a good idea and not a terrible violation of equiexistentialism? What the fuck was up with that equiexistentialism bullshit? Was Harry a A Pie Estus spy? Why the fuck can nobody pronounce Hephaestus? Did any of the voice actors give a fucking shit? Why the fuck do soldiers think it's a good idea to SHOOT A ROCKET LAUNCHER IN A NARROW HALLWAY!? Why the fuck did Jack Wired TELL HIS FUCKING NAME TO THE FUCKING LEADER OF THE TERRORIST ORGANIZATION HE'S FIGHTING AGAINST!? What the fuck could Jack Wired's ancestor do to possibly earn that surname? Did Nay want to bang Jack? Will we get Meet 'n' Fuck Inter ANTS, where Jack Wired fucks the shit out of every female Inter ANTS agent?
i just can't
i mean
argh
my head
snap
10/10 My laptop is full of MAM
edited 8th Dec '14 11:03:18 AM by Logograph
He would, he had so much fucking fun playing the others, he was like an adorable little kid.