ITT: We are waiting for a bus.

I am playing Smackdown Vs Raw 2010 on my mobile to pass the time.

When's Mr. Godot going to get here?

soon, shouldn't take too long -sticks phone back in pocket-

Bad news mr.Godot has been kidnapped by the bears for not paying the wasps!

please return to Earth, he's Right Behind You.

Ah, my bad.....-slaps you and walks to the other side of the bus shelter-

Inner thought=It's not even raining...

Anyone know when the bus is meant to be here?

-Starts slurping a can of Bonk! Atomic Punch!-

About half hour ago.

WHAT!

This is English public transport, you expect it to be on time?

-Throws empty Bonk can on to the pile (about 6ft high by now.)-

Want one

want what?, you havent been drinking anything?

-points to the 6ft pile of Bonk! cans-

throws a can at you.

-BONK!- OWWW!!!!!

Anybody got a cigarette?

Want one? Rushes down the street at the spped of sound, steals a cigarette a random man is about to light up.

Bonk! Atomic Punch! Run at the speed of sound

Any reason why you're waiting for the bus if you can run that fast?..

I...don't...know.

Frankly, someone with imagination needs to inject something entirely out of this realm.

uhh...not to worry you but is that a giant sheep...and hordes on undead sheep?

-Pulls out the Sandman-... uhh yeah... surprising.

-Sandman stuns an undead sheep and bats the living crap out of it.-

WE HAVE TO DEFEND THE BUS STOP!!!

-runs screaming at an undead zombie sheep and mauls it-

Hey guys, I'm waiting for th—-

O_O

edited 26th Mar '10 4:52:24 AM by RubyPikachu

Quick, take this broken game mechanic -passes you a pickaxe- and start swingin'!

Goddamn rain. Hasn't shtopped pourin' since I arreyved...

-walks towards you swinging the pick axe, remembers what im doing and turns towards the sheep-