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Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#203: Jan 12th 2011 at 1:52:44 PM

An older one: Stephen Jay Gould Speaks Out Against Science Paparazzi, especially for the way it ends.

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#205: Jan 12th 2011 at 3:44:43 PM

/me rolls eyes at Kanye West article

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#207: Jan 12th 2011 at 3:48:34 PM

I either didn't get the joke, or it's yet another one of those "people who are financially well off/famous are NOT ALLOWED TO BE SAD EVER" jokes.

edited 12th Jan '11 3:49:11 PM by Wicked223

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#208: Jan 12th 2011 at 3:50:31 PM

It's a joke based on artists' endless hunger for fame.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Drakyndra Her with the hat from Somewhere Since: Jan, 2001
Her with the hat
#211: Jan 15th 2011 at 11:17:03 PM

[up]Your link for for the last one didn't work, but I found the article and burn.

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Moogi A Mediocre Khan from everywhy Since: Jan, 2001
Sporkaganza I'm glasses. Since: May, 2009
I'm glasses.
#221: Feb 24th 2011 at 1:08:53 PM

@Haven:

Diehard science fan Jill Krause agreed.

"These scientists are the most important people in America," Krause said. "Our very future depends on them. They are enabling us to live longer and better, discovering the history of the planet we live on, and unraveling the mysteries of the universe. There's no way we'd ever let them work in obscurity. It's laughable."

;_;

Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#224: Apr 15th 2011 at 11:40:29 PM

Science Channel Refuses To Dumb Down Science Any Further

(It amuses me because I hate Discovery Communications now.)

edited 15th Apr '11 11:40:52 PM by AnonymousUser

lolacat Dead? You thought wrong from Vancouver Island Since: Mar, 2011
Dead? You thought wrong
#225: Apr 16th 2011 at 9:02:58 PM

Video game character wonders why heartless god always presses continue. I don't know how to link but all you Metal gear fans will love it.

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.

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