Looks like she took...
A leap of Faith
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The vic drowned in oil paint.
WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*
Last woman standing
This murder scene is
A pretty little picture.
' YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
"Looks like our vic was running late for an appointemt" (Inspired by real life)
It looks like he
ran out of time.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
The victim died in someone's bathtub.
Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!
I guess we'd better...
clean up our act.
YYEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Looks like our vic was locked in the cold room and froze to death."
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
He probably needed to take some time...
...to chill out.
(walks past a corpse laying in front of an active volcano)
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Looks like he stop to see...
this lava-ly view ow my head
The vic died from wounds inflicted by eggshells.
WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*
Gristknife
Talk about...
Egg on your face.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Not Literally Me
Hopefully, we can...
...crack this one.
YYYYYEAAHHHHHH!!!
The vic died from an allergic to the marker pen someone had drawn a silly moustache on his face with.
edited 24th Apr '10 11:24:16 AM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Creative avatar, eh?
Looks like our victim...
...Was marked.
YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Our victim was found... picking his nose?
What am I doing here again? What are you doing here? I lurk around at Deviantart rather than here.
Not Literally Me
Maybe e should have...
..kept his nose clean.
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
The victim was killed while burning down a hospital.
edited 25th Apr '10 2:31:48 AM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Dreams of Revenge
It was...
...too hot to handle.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Sir, the vic was found dead while playing a videogame."
Locking you up on radar since '09
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
I think it's too late...
...for him to press the Reset Button.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Well, that's odd. This week's vic disappeared Without A Trace.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Last woman standing
Looks like we're going
To get sued for copyright infringement
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
"Sir looks like the vic died from reading to many tropes."
Who thinks it's going to be Trope Overdose? Any bets?
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Sounds like that poor guy...
...got Trope Overdosed.
*crickets*
(Wow...tough crowd.) Thank you! I'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip your veal!
Hey, did you hear the one about the guy whose wife left him after chopping off his dick?
edited 25th Apr '10 8:54:49 AM by WillyFourEyes
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Last woman standing
Not your fault. I should have done something less obvious.
Looks like their relationship was...
Cut short
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
"Looks like of vic was killed by a man with a hook,sir."
Gristknife
This guy must have been a chump because he went down...
...hook, line, and sinker.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
The vic was suffocated to death with an American flag.
edited 25th Apr '10 6:38:44 PM by HungryJoe
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Last woman standing
So our murder choked him until his face turned
Red white and blue
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
"Look like out vic was crushed by a pudding"
Clutch pedal = sidestep
Looks like he (or she!) fell into....
(now wearing 3 pairs of sunglasses)
...Sweet nothingness.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAH
"The vic's been crushed by....what looks like a giant bird foot."
edited 25th Apr '10 10:49:50 PM by Barcode711
Worshipper of Ahura Mazda, as proclaimed by Zoroadster http://twitter.com/bpglobalpr
Gristknife
Looks like that was one...
Madcat.
YEEEEEEAHHAH-cough-cough-
It looks *cough* I'm the vic!
edited 26th Apr '10 11:59:31 AM by HungryJoe
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Dreams of Revenge
Looks like...
...you couldn't stomach it.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
"Sir, the vic was killed on a roadtrip!"
Locking you up on radar since '09
Gristknife
The perp was an old man killed in the park.
Looks like this is...
Problem?
Looks like...
It lagged itself out.
YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last Defense Line.
Problem?
Looks like...
It lagged itself out.
YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
edited 19th Jul '10 11:08:22 AM by AttObl227
Last Defense Line.
Not Literally Me
The victim appears to be wearing a vampire costume, judging from the fangs, sir.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Looks like she
Won't be among the stars.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH