Be green.
-magikarp evolves and beats the shit out of me-
I am bad at picking things.
Li'l Shardfinder
Cutes me to death.
(wait, what?)
She kills me in a fit of rage after she was attacked with torches and pitchforks once too many.
The Leading Man
-beats the living hell out of it for stealing my gag, then trips over a rock and falls into oncoming traffic-
Against all tyrants.
Unstoppable Sex Goddess
-Killed by a keyblade to the face-
Troper Page
The Leading Man
-taken by surprise, kicked in the face, oh no, more traffic. I feel sorry for the poor sods who constantly need to clean me off of the road-
Against all tyrants.
Run over by traffic in the process of cleaning you off the road.
The Leading Man
-ripped limb from limb by the (apparent) demonspawn, then thrown in front of a bus for good measure-
Against all tyrants.
Li'l Shardfinder
Beaten up.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Be green.
Li'l Shardfinder
Awwww! (melts down into a puddle)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Sayonara, Monty Oum
-Soul forcibly ripped from body.-
Li'l Shardfinder
Burned up and converted to fuel.
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(She wouldn't do that...)
is All Elite
Gets my ass Demon Kicked into the Milky Way (Milky Way!)
"Stealing is a crime and drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it’s like basically doing a good."
Look into your soul...
Slashed to pieces
It is your own fault if you are ninjaed! (Now sleeping)
By magic fish powers. AKA eaten.
Unstoppable Sex Goddess
Smothered.
Troper Page
The Beta Male
BOOT TO THE HEAD!
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Look into your soul...
SPIKED
It is your own fault if you are ninjaed! (Now sleeping)
Look into your soul...
Suffocated by chrisma
It is your own fault if you are ninjaed! (Now sleeping)
The Beta Male
Mad Cow Disease'd.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Beaten to a pulp with spiked gloves.
As I throw it back into the water, a shark jumps out and rips me apart.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.