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I have the court of appeals. I review your judgement!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
I have Cersei Lannister. She rips your review in half, gloating "so that is your defense? A piece of paper?"
Crazy Awesome Personified
I have a modern-day cop. Your Lannister is promptly arrested for illegally destroying a legally-binding agreement.
Party time!
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I've got a ninja burglar! Can't catch him!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
I have the goddamn Batman. Your burglar is subdued and delivered to the nearest police station.
"Just as planned."
I am a corrupt police chief. You are thrown into prison.
edited 20th Nov '14 3:19:47 PM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Maid of Time
I have a secret exit, your jail is invalid!
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Crazy Awesome Personified
I have an earthquake. Your secret exit collapses on you!
Party time!
my current job
I have California-style architecture. Your earthquake is a mere gust of wind.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Breath of the Sun
I have global warming! Your architecture is now underwater!
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
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I have misguided parents. Wait... that came out wrong. Elsa's powers are either actively repressed, or completely uncontrollable.
Crazy Awesome Personified
I have a mind-control device. I take control of your misguided parents.
Party time!
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I've got Anna! True (familial) love saves the day!
I'm wearing a tinfoil hat! You can't change my mind!
edited 20th Nov '14 7:33:02 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Breath of the Sun
I have a microwave! Your tinfoil hat will fry your brain!
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
Crazy Awesome Personified
I have a short in your electrical grid, your microwave is useless!
Party time!
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I have pliers! I short-circuit your microwave!
I've got an electrician! All fixed!
edited 20th Nov '14 8:16:36 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Tief girl with eartude
I have an anti-personnel mine; your electrician and their pliers are blown to kingdom come!
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I have red flags! All dangerous spots have been marked.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Shadow of Legends
I have a riot mob, all your red flags are burned.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
my current job
I have competent-yet-brutal police, that riot is put down in seconds.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Tief girl with eartude
I have a police oversight branch of the local government and several citizen's rights organisations. Your polices' methods are called into question and investigated.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
At the heart of the world...
I have rescued babies, your questioning is invalid.
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I've got a kidnapper! He takes them all away!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
I am the jury. I tell you whether or not to punish people!
Party time!