The Legend Of Zelda - General Thread

I mean, look, I've never kissed or put my dick in a fish, but if you have more experience than me and say it's cool, then I'll take your word for it.

EDIT: I am so glad this is a pagetopper.

edited 25th Feb '15 5:48:04 PM by Mukora

I've never met and anthropomorphic fish so I can't really say anything about that. However, in a way, it's no different than Boldly Coming.

Beautiful pagetopper Mukora.

I'm quite proud of it. I might frame it and put it up on a wall.

Well, Majora's Mask confirmed that Zoras lay eggs, so I think that ship might run into the Mermaid Problem.

It's even listed on the page.

Just wait until we finally get a female Goron. You think people put too much thought into it now!?

For Terminian Zoras who not only lived in an alternate dimension but in salt water. Hyrulean Zoras are still a mystery. For all we know, they could still be mammals or possibly some form of live that doesn't exist in the real world.

People have already put thought into that and I do believe that the general consciousness is that it's best not to think about that.

edited 25th Feb '15 6:36:50 PM by Zelenal

There's no Mermaid Problem with Zoras—they have legs.

Yeah, but they have no visible genitals.

That too. As defined by the trope page, the thing with The Mermaid Problem is the obvious lack of entry point. That may not be the case with the Zora and we'll never know.

What? At most, this is a T rated series but it's usually E10. Of course there's going to be no visible genitalia.

edited 25th Feb '15 6:38:49 PM by Zelenal

The skin between their legs slides back.

This is all very scholarly conversation, isn't it.

The most scholarly.

The Zora are probably mammals. The females have breasts after all. Ruto also has flaps of skin that cover her breasts. They probably have something similar for the crotch region.

With Gorons, I kinda assume they're an asexual race.

Well, human breasts serve the secondary purpose of attracting a mate(I swear a friend told me there's biological evidence of this, I'm just too lazy to find it), so the actual milk producing part could be vestigial. And I'm gonna stick to my guts and say their reproductive organs are fish-like.

I assume the glasses Ruto picture was created in reference to the hipster Ariel meme.

If zora are mammals, they'd be like echidnas or platypi, right?

edited 25th Feb '15 7:57:11 PM by Durazno

If they lay eggs then they're probably like a cross between a human, dolphin, and platypus.

Some sharks can actually have sex, instead of letting sperm float freely in the water.

Granted, this means that these sharks can't lay eggs, but it happens.

you are now imagining shark sex

I sorta assumed Zoras reproduce more like birds rather than like fish.

And I think Gorons reproduce by budding, like crystalline minerals.

whelp. ran out of time to beat great bay temple.

in other news, i saw the revamped moon-crashing-into-termina scene. cool. and creepy. majora's/moons eyes flashing during the blast was pretty neat effect. nice music leading up to the crash too. lovely scene n all.

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you know, i dont recall there being a penalty of "you lose all items you collected this cycle, masks, consumables and equipment like the ice arrows" in the original.

I don't think there is. AKA, you truely have lost all your progress because you died.

I'm pretty sure that penalty was there in the original if you run out of time.

I guess you could say... Your world got rocked.