We twiddle our thumbs.
By the way, I accidentally lost the key to the exit hatch.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
We better start preparing for the Radroach infestation. I wonder if we can rig that Mr. Gutsy with a Flamer?
I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial
They can't get in this bunker. I designed it to release neurotoxins if anything gets too close. We're safe, but I hope no other survivors get too close...
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Fwomph
-Attempts to chip ball onto green-
Oh wait, not that kind of bunker...
-Rigs up a system of external cameras-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
-sits curled up in the fetal position in the corner, muttering-
it's gone... it's all... g-gone... *whimpers*
"If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods." - Arthur C. Clarke
^Yep, sure is. Shame, too. I never got to find out who won America's Next Top Model! >:[
Yeah, the episode was canceled on account of the frigging apocalypse, so I think it's safe to say they all lost big time.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Jeez, you don't have to be so rude about it.
Besides, they finished filming it months before they actually started airing it. Meaning there was a winner. And I don't know who it is.
And that's just not fair! -pouts-
-stares straight at midnight.-
You think you've got it bad? *Insane laughter* I'm stuck in a bunker, when I'm used to roaming the fekking galaxy! *More insane laughter*
-starts muttering to myself-
I know! I'll kill them and make clothing out of their skin! And puppets out of skulls! And toothpicks out of their bones! and... and... *Twitches*
edited 6th Nov '10 3:27:27 AM by Vorthon
"If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods." - Arthur C. ClarkeGreat. Spaceman Spiff broke.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
-Gets up and starts walking towards Black Wolfe. My right arm morphs into silver blade as I walk.\-
Y'know what? *Twitch* You're first. *Insane laughter*
-Takes a swing at Black Wolfe.-
edited 6th Nov '10 4:47:14 AM by Vorthon
"If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods." - Arthur C. Clarke
-TARDIS materializes-
*barely avoiding the first swing*
Oh, hallelujah, the hallucinations have started.
*Puts out candle*
*Thumps are heard*
*Candle is relit, Land Of Gold has pinned the threat down*
-struggles, snarling in rage-
Get off of me! It's him I want to kill! first.
-My blade-arm morphs into a long tendril and starts to wrap around Land of Gold's neck.-
"If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods." - Arthur C. Clarke
*Is choking*
*Sets Vorthon's head on fire*
*moves over to Land Of Gold*
Need a hand? Or a boot?
*prepares to kick Vorthon*
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
-steps out of TARDIS-
Hay gaiz, is this a loli-rape bu—
Oh, it's not; nevermind.
@Black Wolf
I've got him under control, but go ahead.
-screams as his hair and fur on his head burnt off, and begins writhing in agony.-
Make it stop! Make it stop! The pain!
edited 6th Nov '10 8:53:59 AM by Vorthon
"If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods." - Arthur C. Clarke
Gristknife
So...who brought the boardgames?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
^^No.
^Monopoly, Life, whatever is over there *Nods head towards left*
I brought Clue! Except we're missing the weapons...
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Nobody has survived the apocalypse, however, we are safe. *lights candle* Now what?