The noodle incident

Oh, come on, that wasn't nearly as bad as the time you brought Sakuya to the anime convention!

Why did we even go to that convention? The bear suits weren't even dry cleaned, how was that going to end well, huh?

We were kind of hoping it would make the rabbits realize that we didn't want them following us around. I thought it was working, until the piano exploded.

Come on, dude! It was obvious given the look of that Turkish piano man!

Everyone should have been able to see that the Turkish piano man had a very dark secret involving a goat and duct tape.

Too soon man. Jimothy just got out of the hospital after being sent there by the cultists.

Which cult was it, again? Was it the Dark Narwhal cult or the Cult cult?

Yes.

Reminds me of that time I put on a Snuggie and got invited to Ryleh!

Remember that vacation? Don't know why they called me leader/   The Hooded One.    and gave me a book, but it probably had to do with the carry on bags and the zombie.

edited 17th Apr '16 6:54:20 PM by RandomWriter413

And that's why we're banned from at least 13 different countries.

*14. You seem to have forgotten the 'Zimbabwe protocols' incident. Last time we ask cake1 to book the hotel.

Hard to believe they're still bitter about the Heralds salting their land in Zildrog's name.

Zildrog's kind of a dick like that. I remember that time when he possessed Donald Rumsfeld at that checkers game.

edited 18th Apr '16 12:51:21 PM by Ore-O

Still beat him, though.

And that's when he brought the Iron Giant in.

That's how I lost my right hand, you know. Did I ever tell you that my Hook Hand is tipped with rat poison, in case the chinchillas ever attack us again?

Would've been useful when I was defending my home from those bastards.

Ey, spell cards worked!

Though I wasn't expecting a Piranha Plant in your bathroom, Infinity. Or Marisa Kirisame.

What was she doing there?

She was trying to steal my tome of eldritch lore. God, that thing's a thief magnet if I've ever seen one.

Think we should take down the big neon sign saying "Tome of Eldritch Lore here"?

But... After we had that bakesale...?

Don't you know, this is the secret to harnessing the power hidden in the Swastika. Only then will we know the connection between Nazis and the supernatural.

Hm, you've got a point. I'm so close to confirming my own theory that Hitler had friends on the other side.

edited 6th May '16 7:22:43 AM by DrNoPuma

Wait, don't we remember what happened the last time we meddled with necromantic tomes?

Though I have to admit, those other squid headed guys had cool snuggies. They even let me wear a red colored one!

Shut up RandomWriter 413, if you didn't just waltz into crap like that the past 411 clones probably wouldn't have died! I honestly can't figure how you've survived this long number 413.

Wait... what happened to 412?

...Oh god, don't tell me it was that again, was it?