There was this website I used to frequent, and it had a thread like this in the forums.
Basically write stuff like: "Dealing with the Twitter-TV Tropes merge rn" or "Google? They haven't used that name since Microsoft bought them out."
Reminder: Nothing in bad taste, please.
Edited by StewieGriffin34 on Mar 11th 2023 at 1:28:32 PM
Don't Try It
Remember when someone said “The Human Centipede”, we would think of the movie and not the huge centipedes? Yeah…
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Still not as bad as those millipedes.
100m long and 5m tall? Yech!
He/they | Mostly here on my free days
You guys won't believe this, but I just saw a pigeon! Really, things haven't been the same since seagulls became the dominant species and have been systematically wiping out every other bird species.
It wasn't a rock
Well, I've posted about my disappointment in the long-awaited Half-Life 3, but I did just see that the long-delayed Beyond Good and Evil 2 has come out at last...
... and... Why do I even bother? It's a crude animation of Jade being [CENSORED]ed by Pey'j. I swear that company which bought every other video game company is driving me to guzzle intoxication pills. Anything to forget all that [CENSORED] and numb the [CENSORED]ing pain inflicted by the mandatory censor chip.
Edited by GrafVonTirol on Mar 22nd 2023 at 1:30:41 AM
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)
Fairy-type Iris
Mercenary Anarchist Ace
Hello, I just spotted another rotting, crumbled stone building from last week’s acid rain-filled hurricane…
Yo buddies, still tropin’?
Tooru
I played Drawception. Got a slow post restriciton.
True story! I don't have it anymore, although it took a year to git rid of.
Do you wish to pursue me..?
Logic Girl
And now people can say all Seven Dirty Words on preschool shows!
For every low there is a high.
Disney just bought Sonic the Hedgehog, and they've cancelled the third Sonic movie. Now they're making a movie about Sonic having family drama instead of fighting robots. Dr. Eggman is now Sonic's father.
Just listen to this exchange from the trailer:
Sonic: Because... (dramatic pause) I've gotta go fast.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Mar 31st 2023 at 9:12:42 AM
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
Screw the upcoming Sonic movie; I have even worse news. Sony Pictures is making a new Emoji Movie. I just saw the trailer and it made me want to bash my skull into a brick wall. And just when I thought it couldn't possibly get any worse, they revealed that Hi-5 is the new main character. Lord save us all.
Fairy-type Iris
Now it's been revealed that Michael Bay is directing a remake of The Room. Gosh help us...
"Looks like my type specialization changed. What do you guys think about my fairy wings?" - Iris
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Naturally. They’ve got funding from President Corden, after all.
It looks like Satan has already possessed you to believe that Gosh is your new god and you must obey him. What a pity, now my grandmother believes in Gosh now because of Satan...
Man, I've been given the death sentence guys. Guess it's over for me and my centuries long run.
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
I remember the last public execution. My neighbors wouldn't stop lighting fireworks for it. It seemed a bit distasteful, but that's what happens when these days are declared national holidays I guess.
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
A nice swimmer
Okay, so i can tolerate making a gacha of Jojo's, that's basically guranteed if you're a popular anime, but official NFT's!?
There's even exclusive art for them...
Due to unfortunate events, i will continue to exist until further notice.
Fairy-type Iris
Now all the asphalt roads are overrun with asphalt tentacles. How did that happen?!
"Looks like my type specialization changed. What do you guys think about my fairy wings?" - IrisThe government just mandated that every citizen must watch at least five new Marvel Cinematic Universe films each year. I guess I'm going to see Background Extra #56 from Ant-Man, Background Extra #12 from Avengers: Endgame, Background Extra #55 from Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, Background Extra #69 from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, and Howard the Duck Returns.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 1st 2023 at 5:31:16 AM
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Logic Girl
People have now banned soda because too much sugar is bad for you, and then somebody pointed out that too much juice was bad for you too, so they banned that. I just hope they never find out that too much water is also bad for you...
For every low there is a high.EDIT: Accidental sandwich post, ignore. The original version of this post wasn't that funny anyway
Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 3rd 2023 at 11:35:49 AM
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
You can't escape this monster
Except they did, thank you very much. One of the authorities died from water poisoning because they thought this liquid is harmless in any quantity and now drinking water is banned.
I'm mainly a fan of underrated media.
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
Hey, chin up. We can still drink the government approved "Soylent Gin".
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
It wasn't a rock
I just heard that they are now changing the words to Green Eggs and Ham, all because apparently it made someone upset.
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)
Fairy-type Iris
Everyone has been transformed into flatworms. This is very fun.
"Looks like my type specialization changed. What do you guys think about my fairy wings?" - Iris
I also lost my best friend to a giant human-sized beetle. They're everywhere now...
"Looks like my type specialization changed. What do you guys think about my fairy wings?" - Iris