There was this website I used to frequent, and it had a thread like this in the forums.
Basically write stuff like: "Dealing with the Twitter-TV Tropes merge rn" or "Google? They haven't used that name since Microsoft bought them out."
Reminder: Nothing in bad taste, please.
Edited by StewieGriffin34 on Mar 11th 2023 at 1:28:32 PM
I remember when us Canadians were famous for our winters... now wee have to import the snow from Antarctica
Gentlemen... welcome to DubaiAnd here in New Zealand, we have to import rain from England.
For every low there is a high.Now it's raining nothing but Archaludons. All the buildings are suffering extreme damage as a result.
Edited by clemont107 on Feb 8th 2024 at 4:49:49 AM
"Lillie" looks a bit different today. I'm not sure why.Do not go outside our hidey place there could be Marios there!
It's been a year since every major city in the USA became an Amazon company town. And everything here is wonderful! Plenty of food, water and fantastic Amazon Basics Apartments! We're now down to just two rats per apartment, and they even help with everyday chores! Incredible!
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it throughWould Harry be able to run some errands for the rest of the family? My aunt and uncle are brining their kids around and we might use some of the watermelon in the fridge. Then, I think we will go for a ride and fly a kite this afternoon.
Edited by Unicorndance on Feb 12th 2024 at 10:32:38 PM
For every low there is a high.World governments have banned guitars for no explanatory reason.
"Lillie" looks a bit different today. I'm not sure why.It seems that the public sectors have fallen. To vote for policies, you have to pay. To have fires put out, you get billed later. Police will no longer leave their precinct without paid incentive. EMS is somehow better in places that can't even afford an ambulance.
Strong evidence has come out that FTL travel is possible! Unfortunately, every government on Earth has forbid leaving the planet, despite the oracle warning us it will get sucked into a black hole in only 2 years.
@newaccount: It's bad enough that they mandate that we eat McSlop every day, but they urinate in the McSlop now? The bastards are ruining our rations!
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 410/1089 (37.65%)Everyone's hair is made out of fire.
"Lillie" looks a bit different today. I'm not sure why.And now we have to wear creepy clown masks to match the flaming "hair". Now we all look like Needles Kane.
CAC: (Attempts to remove Twilight's bracer) To show I've changed, I'll free you!The socks are even worse than the masks!
For every low there is a high.I suppose I shouldn’t be suprised Biden murdered 19 people in the latest press conference.
Edited by The_Dag on Mar 4th 2024 at 7:22:28 PM
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Well new interview says that those evil space plants they accidentaly brought from space are contained and its not big issue. I don’t know for you, but entire Mediterranean being either eaten or turned into mind slaves who chant “Drengir will devour all!” on television dosen’t exactly inspire me with confidence.
Edited by EmperorGeode on Mar 3rd 2024 at 3:40:21 AM
Huh they are making an adult targeted reboot of Kamen Rider Ex-Aid I guess I'll check that out
1 Binge Watch later
Ok why did they make the suits devoid of colour? Oh and they made it way Bloodier and Gorier than the OG. They also tried to make all the riders depressed and rant about how much they hate life. They even removed the gaming theme because it was not "Edgy enough". They even mocked the original shows fans.
I swear I want to watch the OG right about now.
BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.It’s getting more and more annoying having to step round the macerated puppy carcasses in the street.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!As for where I live, the criminals literally painted the floor red with cop blood.
CAC: (Attempts to remove Twilight's bracer) To show I've changed, I'll free you!Somehow there is now mass Overqwil overpopulation. Get ready for a lot of more poisonous waters in our oceans and rivers...
"Lillie" looks a bit different today. I'm not sure why.And poisonous dirt as well.
For every low there is a high.So I watched the live action Ninjago movie and they made Jay A Villain. Why?
BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.
I can't believe it's now legally required for restaurant workers to pee in your drink.