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There was this website I used to frequent, and it had a thread like this in the forums.

Basically write stuff like: "Dealing with the Twitter-TV Tropes merge rn" or "Google? They haven't used that name since Microsoft bought them out."

Reminder: Nothing in bad taste, please.

Edited by StewieGriffin34 on Mar 11th 2023 at 1:28:32 PM

newaccount Naked kitten from Hell (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Naked kitten
#376: Jan 27th 2024 at 8:16:24 AM

It's well documented that humans are the smartest race in the universe....... we're doomed

Matchingbone from Somewhere between here and way over there. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
#377: Jan 27th 2024 at 8:23:32 AM

50 States? You must have old information. Ever since they put those laws in saying states on significant enough population decline lose statehood, We haven't even had 35 states of America.

TheFarmboy Hi There! from New Vegas Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Hi There!
#378: Jan 27th 2024 at 8:25:11 AM

Glad I cut off my tv cable, all it is nowadays is Talk Show hosts 24/7.

I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
EmperorGeode Not the Eye from A Galaxy far, far away Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: On the prowl
Not the Eye
#379: Jan 27th 2024 at 8:42:38 AM

Well some guy with demon face and angel wings came from the sky and claims to be Adam “the original dick”. Aperently enought of us got Hell that they had to conduct yearly extreminations down there, but now they decided to try make more souls go to Heaven. And since he is first soul to get into Heaven he is chosen to be in charge of project.

Apperently He’s got Twitter and says Donald Trump is “a man by my own taste”. Does anybody think that nicely asking them to just start Apocalypse and be over with it will work?

Edited by EmperorGeode on Jan 27th 2024 at 8:43:44 AM

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#380: Jan 27th 2024 at 12:54:16 PM

I'm more concerned about the zombie virus. People are trying to create a vaccine, but we have lunatics running around saying that vaccines are just tracking chips from Isaac Newton, no matter how many times that I tell them Isaac Newton is dead.

For every low there is a high.
pingastroper five. from ... (the sonic.exe level) Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Sharing a spaghetti noodle
five.
#381: Jan 27th 2024 at 12:56:56 PM

chris pratt is voicing dedede in the kirby movie

check out KinitoPET
Celestewashere Baby driver from In a car Since: Nov, 2023 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Baby driver
#382: Jan 27th 2024 at 4:17:27 PM

Nicholas cage is voicing kirby.

"You and i are a team. Nothing is more valuble than our friendship."
DrNoPuma Gengar from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
Gengar
Matchingbone from Somewhere between here and way over there. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
#384: Jan 27th 2024 at 4:30:29 PM

I also heard that they were going to use the AI voice of the late Danny Trejo for Meta Knight. Something about cashing in on memes from the 2000s.

TheOther36 Knuckles the Echidna from the Echidna Tribe Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Knuckles the Echidna
#385: Jan 27th 2024 at 4:30:50 PM

Keegan-Michael Key is also voicing a couple Waddle Dees, along with Jessica DiCicco.

Edited by TheOther36 on Jan 27th 2024 at 8:35:05 PM

One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
clemont107 "Lillie"? from Alola (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
"Lillie"?
#386: Jan 27th 2024 at 4:54:15 PM

Josh Brolin is voicing Marx of all characters.

"Lillie" looks a bit different today. I'm not sure why.
Cordite-455 the look of someone who just had suspension from inside a Webley revolver (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
the look of someone who just had suspension
#387: Feb 1st 2024 at 6:06:43 AM

Have you seen the news yet? The Resonance Cascade happened, AGAIN. Maybe if we voted for Joseph Stirling instead of Adolf Hitler III, Black Mesa would have been defunded and they wouldn't have repeated that goddamn experiment for the fourth time. Last time that shit happened, I lost 40 of my co-slaves and one of my testicles to those fucking headcrabs, and nearly lost my mom and house. I can still hear Slave Number #2015925's dying screams in my nightmares. God just HAD to commit suicide 100 years ago...

Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 1st 2024 at 11:07:32 PM

i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#388: Feb 1st 2024 at 2:18:32 PM

Man, they really need to tighten up the laws on daggers! I've heard there was another daycare stabbing last week!

For every low there is a high.
Misuki The Resilient One from Eagleland (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
The Resilient One
#389: Feb 7th 2024 at 8:14:50 AM

Well, guys. It's been a good run. I can't believe the Forums are shutting down tomorrow. This is all very sudden! We've hardly had time to exchange email addresses! Still, I'll remember y'all fondly.

Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
Travsam The Reconqueror from The Spanish side of Europe Since: Oct, 2023 Relationship Status: My elf kissing days are over
The Reconqueror
#390: Feb 7th 2024 at 8:27:51 AM

Good thing to learn that still have my Kodachrome here after the government´s ban on mobile phone cameras. Too bad to learn that there is no place were to print my pics...

clemont107 "Lillie"? from Alola (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
"Lillie"?
#391: Feb 7th 2024 at 8:38:03 AM

Everyone's heads are hurting permanently. No way to cure it.

"Lillie" looks a bit different today. I'm not sure why.
Misuki The Resilient One from Eagleland (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
The Resilient One
#392: Feb 7th 2024 at 8:38:06 AM

[up][up] Be careful! I heard people get fines just talking about ... images.

[up] Tell me about it. I thought chronic migraines were bad. No one told me about a permanent one. This is making me miss the 2010s before all the pollution..

Edited by Misuki on Feb 7th 2024 at 10:40:21 AM

Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
CosmosAndChaos CAC, my ASAS and HGS Author Avatar from Brazil Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
CAC, my ASAS and HGS Author Avatar
#393: Feb 7th 2024 at 8:54:18 AM

The souls of bad people have taken over the afterlife and are torturing the souls of all the good people for all eternity.

CAC: (Attempts to remove Twilight's bracer) To show I've changed, I'll free you!
Misuki The Resilient One from Eagleland (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
The Resilient One
#394: Feb 7th 2024 at 9:14:01 AM

Is anybody else's clean water ration late, or is it just me?

Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
clemont107 "Lillie"? from Alola (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
"Lillie"?
#395: Feb 7th 2024 at 9:17:39 AM

Humans are now growing legs out of their butt. It hurts so much!

"Lillie" looks a bit different today. I'm not sure why.
EmperorGeode Not the Eye from A Galaxy far, far away Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: On the prowl
Not the Eye
#396: Feb 7th 2024 at 2:08:38 PM

Aperently US goverment created Death Star after all, they even replicated planet killing superlaser…

Well at least… yeah no I have nothing.

Edited by EmperorGeode on Feb 7th 2024 at 2:09:05 AM

JankyKong "Can you see what I see?" from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
"Can you see what I see?"
#397: Feb 7th 2024 at 2:24:24 PM

I wouldn't worry too much. Surely they realize that using such a laser would destroy themselves too, right?

Right?

Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#398: Feb 7th 2024 at 2:48:25 PM

And if they don't, they wouldn't dare to mess with the Canadian government, who've also invented lasers... but I'm not sure that's a good thing.

For every low there is a high.
clemont107 "Lillie"? from Alola (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
"Lillie"?
#399: Feb 7th 2024 at 3:14:27 PM

Now all the world's soup will somehow always have dog poop in it. Disgusting!

"Lillie" looks a bit different today. I'm not sure why.
Misuki The Resilient One from Eagleland (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
The Resilient One
#400: Feb 8th 2024 at 7:52:11 AM

Phew! I'm finally back online. These mandatory rolling power outages are really starting to take a toll on me.

Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through

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