There was this website I used to frequent, and it had a thread like this in the forums.
Basically write stuff like: "Dealing with the Twitter-TV Tropes merge rn" or "Google? They haven't used that name since Microsoft bought them out."
Reminder: Nothing in bad taste, please.
Edited by StewieGriffin34 on Mar 11th 2023 at 1:28:32 PM
Carmine at the Beach
Looks like we've all been turned into blue hedgehogs. This is humiliating.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
The Man With A Quite Good Plan
It looks like they never released Final Fantasy VI in North America. Bummer we missed out on such a great game.
Wherefore comest thou here?
Logic Girl
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Blue hedgehogs? Must be a regional thing, because in my hometown, we're green cats.
Whoever got the idea to broadcast Simpsons episodes in the sky is probably best friends with the God of Evil. We have no Vitamin D now because there's no Sun and Moon!
Scientists have now found that sneezing shortens your life expectancy.
Who up pizza timeing they pizza?
oh, warning from the shadow realm, there’s a new company down in England named… English Socialism? am I getting that right?
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I can invite you to the shadow realm if you want. It’s all safe over here.
Edited by StarManatee on Jun 28th 2023 at 6:33:12 PM
He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)
Carmine at the Beach
Coughing somehow infects you with alien parasites, for some reason.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
Guess I'll stay in a hole underground until this blows over.
Oh right, excavation is now punishable by death...
Currently Reading: N/A
Now a lurker. Thanks for everything. | he/him
I especially hate that the parasites can occasionally cause your skin to painfully melt off.
Logic Girl
Coughing and sneezing are bad for us, you say!? That would suck for my family, as we all have allergies!
For every low there is a high.
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
All the water has turned into toxic waste. I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.
Currently Reading: N/A
Carmine at the Beach
Our photos now can only be taken in black and white, as color photography has become impossible.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Herald of Lunar Tierce
Colour as a whole is now impossible in media. All visual media can only be done in black and white due to technology being set back by decades.
Now a lurker. Thanks for everything. | he/him
It got worse. Now all color has disappeared from the earth, and the entire planet is now black-and-white. 
So, now you're being forced to speak in second-person POV. You don't like this at all.
(they/them)
Waluigi for Smash Bros 6
In other news, Antarctica has become an empire that is slowly taking over the world. The penguin soldiers would be cute if it wasn't for the fact that they have been horrifically experimented on.
Daisy, here's a song / About a love that's truly strong...
Carmine at the Beach
Rock music has been banned by all world governments for "promoting the Devil". Like, how on earth does it promote the Devil?!
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Don't Try It
What do you mean? Where I'm from we have mandatory Satan Worship, those who refused to attend are shot on sight.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Slightly ill
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Green cats? Weird, over here we all became... Italian plumbers? Don't get me started on our new voices.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Italian plumbers? I've also heard of green pipes that are gateways to another dimension.
A more advanced intellect would've seen this move coming a mile away. Or 1.6 kilometers.
Slightly ill
And there's this... REALLY bad turtle king. What was his name... Bowser?
saying "omg is that eyes!!!" was funny the first billion times
Carmine at the Beach
There's also a giant, angry ghost king in that same area.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Slightly ill
Meanwhile at where all those blue hedgehogs are, there's this scientist, who's like, actually fucked up.
saying "omg is that eyes!!!" was funny the first billion times
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
And there's these pesky brown, legged mushrooms that walk around.
A more advanced intellect would've seen this move coming a mile away. Or 1.6 kilometers.
Unfortunate that they cancelled the Mario series after 2 games, one of them never even got released in America.