totally non-filler title
A: 
B: 
A: Good luck on your first day, and make sure you give our customers the authentic Denny's experience.
[a few moments later…]
B: [after giving someone's order] I SHAT IN THOSE PANCAKES i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!
Amitie in her pajamas
A:
B:
"Hi, A! I'm gonna kill you!" "I have SO many pajamas, and I find them all cute!"
The Lady of House Solari
“I’m gonna say something bigoted, and no one can stop me!”
I belong to neither Heaven nor Hell. I am a woman self-possessed.
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
A (on guard duty): Hey, what are you doing here?
B: I'm taking this basket of cakes to my grandmother's house.
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Peach's "not amused" state
A: 
B: 
A: How!? How could a mere... A mere nobody like you beat an all powerful, divine being like me???
B: Never underestimate a commoner's affection toward something. You destroyed my whole collection of old US stamps, you got it.
The Lady of House Solari
A: 
B:
A: B, why is there a whale in our bathtub?
B: Dunno. I was probably drunk.
I belong to neither Heaven nor Hell. I am a woman self-possessed.
the look of someone who just had suspension
A:
B:
A: "Our success may change, you agree?"
B: "You're old, and wrong."
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
totally non-filler title
A: 
B: 
(both images are by SunnyClockwork)
A: B, where did you get McDonald's?
B: …McDonald's?
A: Bitch, give me a fry!
B: Is that how you ask?!
A: Bitch, please give me a fry! i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!
The Mask Does Not Laugh
A: 
B: 
"A true hero is born and recognized when they die. Rejoice... I shall make you into a proper hero..."
The Lady of House Solari
A: B… I love you.
B: godammit, A! this is the 5th you’ve told me and I’ve already said I despise you!
I belong to neither Heaven nor Hell. I am a woman self-possessed.
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
A: 
B: 
"If you wanna help me, hand me another bag of them chips!"
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
You may call me V
"People in Hell want snowcones."
Edited by Tree-Pencil on Mar 9th 2024 at 5:10:43 AM
See my profile by clicking my avatar, it'll tell you more than any signature can. Also see my avatar gallery (usable feature for members)...
The Mask Does Not Laugh
Gets pretty toasty in there, after all
A: check it out, i jsut made blood and flesh actually kind of sexual and epic. I put a bit of catholic vocabulary in there as well, "the divine" makes an appearence. itslike if romance and death was eating.... well... you get the picture. do you like it? do you? what if i showed you another one? what if i showed you this one? what if i showed you the first one again? what if i showed you another? what about this one? what if i included more raw meat and reference to biting and teeth in it? its good right? ok let me explain its like if, love meat consume godly fuck possession blood gnaw kill each other sexual. yes?
B: bad assss could you put something about dogs in there too
A: thats the hiding message. the dogs are all the lovers taht are also love style ripping and consuming displaying the romance is the meat biting holy consummation. its like dogs how attacking loving sexual biteblood love hurt swallow each other, but represented feminiene feral primmitive raw of each other. can i show you another? blood cup
the look of someone who just had suspension
A:
B:
(Kel doesn't understand roughly 75% of what Kris is talking about)
A: "I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you asking any questions."
B: "Only if you also don't ask why." *pulls out a bunch of pristine human skulls* "Take your pick."
Edited by Cordite-455 on Mar 10th 2024 at 11:10:36 PM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Stark Holmes
A: 
B: 
A: When meeting new people, remember to keep it light and casual. Use our conversation starters if you get into trouble.
B: Light and casual, got it.
(Later…)
B (screams): I’m going into labor!
C: He’s pulling the pregnancy card this early!?
A: If he u-turns the topic back to cardboard manufacturing, we might clutch this.
Discombobulate.
The Lady of House Solari
A:
B: 
C: 
A: I’m bored
B: wanna make out?
A: what? No. (Beat) Alright, fine.
Edited by J99908 on Mar 17th 2024 at 4:04:13 AM
I belong to neither Heaven nor Hell. I am a woman self-possessed.
Princess of Ephedia
A: 
B: 
A: I've never been outside on a snowy day before.
B: Well, I have, and I'm not a fan. It's cold, it's a pain, and it ruins your day. It's like C, but warmer.
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
The Mask Does Not Laugh
A: 
B: 
C: 
A: I am the void. I am steel. I am the sword!
B: I am might. I am power. I am EVERYTHING!
A: I am [name]...
B: You stand before [name]...
Both: THE END HAS COME!
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
A: 
B: 
"I've killed twelve dumb-ass scientists, and not one of them fought back. This sucks!"
Edited by TheFarmboy on Mar 19th 2024 at 12:37:10 PM
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
The Lady of House Solari
A: B, ever think that the people you beat up have lives?
B: Yes. It’s funnier that way.
I belong to neither Heaven nor Hell. I am a woman self-possessed.
The Topic Slayer
A: I don't want to say "go steady" because it sounds so 50s, but do you want to go steady?
Oh no! The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS! No, wait, it's just your imagination.
I could see Detective Grimoire saying this to Sally, if relationships were a bigger part of the series.
A: You gotta get out of here, B! The whole place is gonna go!
B: Believe me, you're the only one who cares.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
the look of someone who just had suspension
A:
B:
"ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, (B)!!"
(Preferably someone other than Big Smoke and CJ)
Edited by Cordite-455 on Mar 28th 2024 at 10:37:49 PM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Stark Holmes
A: “THIS is why you make sure the target is dead!”
B: “what do you mean? I made sure!”
A: “Well, try harder next time, so we don’t have the Russian mob in our ass!”
Edited by J99908 on Feb 22nd 2024 at 11:22:55 AM
I belong to neither Heaven nor Hell. I am a woman self-possessed.