ENVOYS: A Dumb Crossover Text Adventure

Before you can, from the weird blob an even weirder thing emerges from the blob. And it probably intends to eat you.

>Hit it with the bat

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

Well.. that was kind of a bad idea. Maybe now you should run.

Edited by Awe921 on Jan 31st 2020 at 8:52:23 AM

>"Are you going to fight me?"

TRS Wick Cleaning

Are you.. going to fight me?
   LOUD HISS   
Yep. You are running. Forget waiting for commands, you zap out of there into the forest.

> Toss anything in your path to try and slow it down

The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.

You run and run, even tossing your bat to outpace the two eared blob, but all is too late when you don't notice the pit on your path. Whoops. Mega whoops.

Edited by Awe921 on Jan 31st 2020 at 9:35:23 AM

>Scream and be afraid

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

You scream, but it is cut short as you hit the ground.

> Check for injuries

Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.

>Look around this strange new area.

TRS Wick Cleaning

You get up. You don't feel anything particularly bad, just a little pain from the impact. You notice the little necklace. Its.. colorful. Which is surprising, considering you're all white and black.

Edited by Awe921 on Jan 31st 2020 at 12:01:01 PM

>take necklace and put it on

shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though

>Take the necklace. What could possibly go wrong?

TRS Wick Cleaning

Okay. Here goes nothing. Hey, that wasn't so ba- Everything goes white around you.

>Question what's happening.

TRS Wick Cleaning

>Look outside fourth wall and ask "Is there anybody out there?"

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

> Wish for food

I can't think of a good signature.

>do something geographical

>Check your stats and gear.

Google Snake Game.

>Look for the talking flower

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

>Scream "nerd".

You run around, with several thoughts occupying your head. Wheres the food? What is the fourth wall? What is this about a talking flower? Until you hear a voice, of course.
Grab the puffball's hand.

Edited by Awe921 on Jan 31st 2020 at 12:02:24 PM

> Poke it first

The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.

>Scream "HUNGRYBOX! HUNGRYBOX!" before realizing how rude you are and apologizing.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.