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Both the hard left and the alt-right would go ballistic.
75: Have PewDiePie be cast as Ulla.
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Bump.
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The World's Least Powerful Man
We get Pewdie's fans in the audience.
We take the money and disappear. Don't even book a venue, write a script, hire actors, just money, peace, gone.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
The Draftsman of Doom
The World's Least Powerful Man
It works because if anyone deserves it, it's him.
We include a scene that implies vegetarians care more about animals than people.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
The Draftsman of Doom
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It's a hit with the anti-Peta crowd. Not to mention, Hitler Ate Sugar.
79: Include a scene with Wagner sucking Hitler off.
Rawr.
Title
It becomes the greatest porn of all time.
80. Include a rapping dog in the history of Nazi Germany. It wouldn’t be too bad if we got a rapest donkey too.
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
sick down from the bones to the other side
every musical number featuring the rapping dog and rapist donkey is a chart-topper
81. play Caramelldansen during the intermissions. at eardrum-bursting volume. from the moment the previous act ends to the moment the next act begins. every. single. intermission.
Edited by KungFuCutBug on Jul 13th 2020 at 12:51:11 PM
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
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It's the only song most remembered at all in the play and countless homages and remixes have been made ever since.
82: An accompanying play titled "Springtime for Stalin"
Edited by alnair20aug93 on Jul 14th 2020 at 1:54:32 AM
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I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Surprisingly, the play gets banned in Russia, but is a big hit in most of the other former Soviet republics.
83. Shoehorn a Space Whale Aesop into the end of every act.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
The Draftsman of Doom
Semain Calm
It becomes popular with centrists.
85. Get a flamethrower and shoot fire at the audience members.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
sick down from the bones to the other side
if the masochists weren't already loving this, they are now!
86. the story takes place in the Jurassic era for no reason A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
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It turns into a horror flick about a time traveling Hitler.
87. It’s animated with Go Animate. The entire film, that is.
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Caillou gets grounded for no reason, even though he isn't even a character in the play.
88. Everyone in the audience is given a scratch-off lottery ticket for attending.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Semain Calm
Somehow, every lottery ticket given to the crowd is a winner.
89. There is a whole musical number dedicated to holding people up at gunpoint and making them buy from Whole Foods.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Every Whole Foods lover attends the play. And those who wanna feel what its like to be held at gunpoint.
90. Everyone's naked. And ugly.
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Aug 14th 2020 at 9:02:16 AM
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That still won't prevent the show from being sensationally memorable.
91. It's set at a roller disco while the songs are remixed into disco.
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Disco recently went back into style, so the songs are popular.
92. The play is ten hours long. five of those hours are just the dead bodies of Jews.
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
The Draftsman of Doom
It proves to be a hit among Necrophiles.
93. There is a musical number where Roosevelt sings "You'll be back" or something similar.
I'm not even trying anymore.
Rawr.
The Draftsman of Doom
Semain Calm
It gets played for AP World classes as a fun way to learn history!
94. Use authentic chlorine gas.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
🍊orange fursona🧡
The audience are safe because most of them are safe watching the show on Zoom.
95. Use the Joker's laughing gas.
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Tell me something happy
First of all, guaranteed laughter from the audience. Second, remember how after someone had a heart attack while watching The Exorcist, ticket sales went up?
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96. Put LSD into the refreshments.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
The Kids of the complex get to have fun and learn about Germany's past at the same time?
74: Make a "Woke" version of the show, with Hitler as a strong female lead.
Edited by SkyCat32 on May 28th 2020 at 5:00:52 AM
Rawr.