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J99908 The Lady of House Solari from The High Noon Universe (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
The Lady of House Solari
#351: Mar 20th 2024 at 2:44:23 PM

bump

Edited by J99908 on Mar 20th 2024 at 5:44:28 AM

I belong to neither Heaven nor Hell. I am a woman self-possessed.
Sourguy Getting better at learning (He/Him) from Powder Springs, GA Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
#352: Mar 22nd 2024 at 6:18:22 AM

Milio finds Antonio's animal communication ability cool, but the former's fire powers may or may not lead to some hilariously destructive shenanigans.


Sandy Crood x Spot

Currently Reading: N/A
Weirdguy149 The King Without a Kingdom from Lumiose City under development Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The King Without a Kingdom
#353: Mar 22nd 2024 at 6:28:27 AM

Sandy and Spot get irreparably separated from their respective families and have to rely on each other for support. Their relationship is more akin to how wolf romances work as opposed to human ones. Eventually, over the course of a decade, Sandy reaches Spot how to be a normal human. They spend the rest of their lives making a new tribe of humans.

Kurt Hummel and Chloe Price

It's been 3000 years…
RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#354: Mar 22nd 2024 at 6:33:14 AM

Incompatible Orientation ahoy. The day a MLM and lesbian get together is the day Chloe stops dying.


BoJack Horseman x Ultimate!Zelda

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
jtard "ENTITY" from Terminal 111 Since: Feb, 2023 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
"ENTITY"
#355: Mar 22nd 2024 at 9:01:58 AM

It's Smash, right? They're still going to have to fight.

...yeah, I don't think BoJack would like that.


ENTITY x The Speaker (NO TERMINAL 00 PAGE? sad)

Alternatively, if that's not something you can do, Crash Bandicoot and Aku Aku. Totally did not take that from a parody!

Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
Snailfish The Timeless One from The planet Oban Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Timeless One
#356: Mar 24th 2024 at 8:57:01 AM

Crash Bandicoot's mentor relationship with Aku Aku evolves into love. (I don't know nothing about Crash Bandicoot)

Black Manta X Commander Rourke

"I am the lord of Purity, who tolerates no deviation." My first online story
RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#357: Mar 24th 2024 at 9:05:01 AM

They spend their first romantic evening under the stars While Atlantis Sinks.


Kaguya Shinomiya x Hidetoshi Odagiri

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
Sourguy Getting better at learning (He/Him) from Powder Springs, GA Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
#358: Mar 24th 2024 at 7:25:03 PM

A rich source of Belligerent Sexual Tension on both sides, with Hidetoshi being at odds with his uptight demeanor when it comes to getting Kaguya to like him. Ultimately, they end up consummating and make a strong power couple.


Dana Tabes x Neil Pokoly

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Sourguy Getting better at learning (He/Him) from Powder Springs, GA Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
#359: Mar 28th 2024 at 6:04:40 AM

Bump

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leafsaber47 Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Singularity
Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon?
#360: Mar 29th 2024 at 9:35:40 AM

They're always very busy, so initial relations look strong, but Neil's relationship is tested when Dana tells him her interactions with the bear trio— bears are not exactly something you want to see going towards you in a creek, forest, or whatever.


Samus Aran x Firefly

Edited by leafsaber47 on Mar 29th 2024 at 12:36:15 PM

"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."
Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#361: Apr 2nd 2024 at 3:04:24 AM

Samus would want to help Sam peel away from her villainous associates and maybe encourage her into a better life as an actor/heroic bounty hunter. Whether or not either party recognizes the other's true gender is dependent on how the writer wants to handle it.

Stephanie McMahon + Jack Sparrow

Sourguy Getting better at learning (He/Him) from Powder Springs, GA Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
#362: Apr 5th 2024 at 7:31:20 PM

They'd make for a resilient and strong Battle Couple, with Stephanie benefitting from Jack's adventurous skills, and Jack benefitting from Stephanie's physical strength.


Duke Nukem x Lara Croft

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TheFarmboy May the Fourth, yeah yeah. from A Galaxy Far, Far Away Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
#363: Apr 5th 2024 at 7:52:27 PM

At first Lara would be repulsed with Duke's chauvinism and attempts at flirting, but Duke respects her skills as a soldier of fortune.

Charlie and Joshua Graham

It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
TheShattered0513 Sole Survivor from Wandering the Commonwealth. (Greenhorn) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
Sole Survivor
#364: Apr 6th 2024 at 1:25:03 PM

Graham's put down by the Courier after the latter failed a speech check, and sent to Hell as a result. He fights his way through to Hazbin Hotel and sets up shop there. Charlie's intrigued by his stories and probably develops more than sympathy towards him.

Lin Beifong x Cayde-6

"One thing about humans; we keep trying to destroy this planet. And the planet just won't let us. Heh. Life always finds a way."
RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#365: Apr 6th 2024 at 1:31:47 PM

Cayde is considered an outlaw to Republic City, but upon interrogating him, Lin ends up becoming smitten with his Adorkable personality.


Pit x Tron Bonne

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#367: Apr 8th 2024 at 1:41:29 PM

Beyond the fact that she's a robot and he's an angel, which already makes things weird, Pit might be put off by Tron's life of piracy, and Tron wouldn't like his habit of eating ice-cream off the floor.

Tai Lung + Pinkie Pie

leafsaber47 Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Singularity
Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon?
#368: Apr 11th 2024 at 2:53:55 PM

The snow leopard becomes increasingly annoyed by the fourth-wall breaking filly and starts to wish he'd have to deal with Po instead.


Mafuyu Asahina x Aventurine

"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."
Sourguy Getting better at learning (He/Him) from Powder Springs, GA Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
#369: Apr 11th 2024 at 8:38:31 PM

At first, Aventurine would view Mafuyu as nothing more than a pawn to further his schemes, but he eventually grows a genuine fondness for her due to her intelligence and athleticism.


Asha x Camilo Madrigal

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Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#370: Apr 12th 2024 at 12:38:20 AM

Well, seeing as Camilo's only 15, and Asha's at least three years older, I'm pretty sure the relationship would be platonic. Also, Camilo's laziness is bound to rub her up the wrong way, seeing how hard-working she and her family are. But then again, seeing him do mocking impersonations of King Magnifico just to stick it to him would definitely help Asha warm up to him.

Letty Ortiz + Gollum

leafsaber47 Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Singularity
Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon?
#371: Apr 22nd 2024 at 10:17:17 AM

Magic Harms Technology and Science Destroys Magic. Can't say much without breaking down the pairing even more.


Tails x Pit

"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."
Sierra-D421 LCdr. SPARTAN-D421 from [REDACTED] Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
#372: Apr 22nd 2024 at 1:28:55 PM

I can see the two as more older brother-younger brother, to be honest.


Starscream x Rainbow Dash (yes, I'm going there.)

Edited by Sierra-D421 on Apr 22nd 2024 at 1:29:24 AM

Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
Susman123 Since: Aug, 2022 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
#373: Apr 22nd 2024 at 1:37:35 PM

Basically Starscream keeps cheating on Rainbow dash


N X Silverbolt

BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.
RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#374: Apr 22nd 2024 at 1:49:51 PM

N sees Silverbolt's battle prowess as something to be admired, and becomes smitten with him over time.


The Prince of All Cosmos x Mt. Lady

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#375: Apr 22nd 2024 at 1:52:56 PM

Well, the Prince is used to fixing everything his father breaks, so having a girlfriend who causes tons of collateral damage every time she grows and fights villains would be nothing new. He does technically not look old enough to legally date her, but since he's Older Than They Look, never mind.

Cersei Lannister X Jim Lahey


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