*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Hey, guys! Screw Attack has a computer here where you put in any characters you want, and they get analyzed and fight to the death! Who wants to go see Lord English vs. Doomsday vs. SCP-682?"
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Not Sherlock Holmes
"I just wanna see Undyne VS. Poseidon." (Types that in)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"Wait, you mean we can't con- whoops."
Random would hurriedly close a trench coat containing wallets, and sit down behind a table.
"Get your autographs and SFW photographs heeeere! Autographs and SFW photographs of Random Writer heeeere!"
Former Human
"Animation Rewind has the same thing as Screw Attack, but with more forced memes!"
edited 7th Aug '17 10:30:52 AM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Jester of the Birbal Court
"I have made a digital device devised in the same vain as The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for Tv Tropes only get yours here!"
Camera pans down and the price is several hundred dollars.
The Prodigal Son returns.
"Oh! I'll have a SFW photograph of Random Writer! How much are they?"
Former Human
"We also have We Have All Become Pokemon Merchandise over there!"
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Jester of the Birbal Court
"What about my product it's got way more production value put into it."
The Prodigal Son returns.
Former Human
"What, do you think everyone is Stupid?"
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Jester of the Birbal Court
"Not your merch Random's like all he needs is a CVS and marker."
edited 7th Aug '17 1:37:10 PM by MovieReference
The Prodigal Son returns.
Former Human
"Oh..."
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Jester of the Birbal Court
"We could align forces and beat him out of the market."
The Prodigal Son returns.
"People, please! We should be promoting love and tolerance!"
Former Human
"Whatever, I just put up a poster that says: Autographed Pictures are overrated."
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Jester of the Birbal Court
"Nope I agree with Chi."Puts up copy of Chi's poster.
The Prodigal Son returns.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Well, I'm autographing "autographed posters are overrated" posters! Stick it to the man sticking it to the man!"
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
"That sounds fun! Almost makes me wish I had money."
Jester of the Birbal Court
"You only get to be a Rebellious Rebel with good reason!"
The Prodigal Son returns.
Not Sherlock Holmes
"Where's my death battle?"
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Poseidon won due to being an Greek Olympian, who cannot die by definition, no matter how ironic it is that he beat Undyne the Undying. Yeah, she took that form, because the Greek Pantheon is messed up enough to count as being almost as evil as Chara."
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
"Yeah...what?"
Not Sherlock Holmes
(Inputs "Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers VS. Sonic The Hedgehog and Amy Rose" in the Death Battle machine)
edited 7th Aug '17 4:02:56 PM by TalesofUnder
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Jester of the Birbal Court
"Most of the Greek a Gods have screwed over completely innocent people when they didn't deserve it i.e. Ariadne."
The Prodigal Son returns.
"Wait, autographs are overrated? Tropes! People are abusing my clientele! Guess I'll have to sell my posters and writings outside! Or I could just call security to taze em for autographs."
"Welcome, ladies and tropers, to TroperCon™! Where tropers gather to con people!"
"I'm just kidding, of course. Don't try and con anyone. This is just a convention for tropers, where you can do troper things. SFW troper things, of course. We don't want to give tropers a bad name."
This is based on a scenario from "What would happen if the next poster..." but people seemed to like it, so I'm giving it its own thread.