Cynthia at the Beach
3260. Bob may not flood my house.
"What do you guys think about the ocean?" - Cynthia
3260.1: Bob may not flood anyone else's house.
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3621: Bob is not allowed to respond to the statement “I want to play a game” with “Oh, Scrabble?” Why and how did you survive that encounter?
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The World's Least Powerful Man
3621.1: Bob may not be subjected to SAW traps. We don't want to give him any ideas...
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
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3622: No Bob, that is not a job for you.
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Cynthia at the Beach
3622.1. Bob, that is not a job that you're gonna force other people to do for you.
"What do you guys think about the ocean?" - Cynthia
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3623. Bob is no longer allowed near the Kirby enemies on floor 15. Lest we have to pay Nintendo the fees to have Kirby deal with them getting loose.
Hello there. Oh, you're an SCP? No.
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3624: Bob is not allowed to tell people the garbage train in the basement is a quicker way to get to the Trope Co. Laboratories. That train is full of hazardous garbage, leads into a wormhole to the falling dimension, and has a top speed of about 10 km/h.
Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Apr 12th 2024 at 11:18:20 AM
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The World's Least Powerful Man
3624.1: No, it doesn't "beat walking."
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Knuckles the Echidna
3624.2: Bob may not make a full-blown subway system with the garbage train on the basement.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
Cynthia at the Beach
3625. Bob may not smash a glass fishtank. It's just wrong.
"What do you guys think about the ocean?" - Cynthia
3625.1: Bob is ESPECIALLY not allowed to smash the glass shark tank on the 20th floor. That tank holds enough water to flood a tenth of the building.
"Hmm... it appears that browsing this wiki doesn't seem to violate any school rules." | My Wall
Knuckles the Echidna
3625.2: After the incident at the 20th floor, Bob is not allowed to enter the city aquarium just to smash all of its tanks.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
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3626: Bob be not allowed t' change me language settin' t' "Pirate".
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3627. Bob is not allowed to drink Coke or Pepsi and intentionally burp loudly on people's faces.
Intended to embody the Beware of Vicious Dog trope plus Super-Speed. Yup.
Knuckles the Echidna
3627.1: Bob may not claim that all of the world's Coke and Pepsi supply is his.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
Cynthia at the Beach
3627.2. Bob may not try to steal any Diet Coke or Pepsi.
"What do you guys think about the ocean?" - Cynthia
Idiot
3627.3. Coke and Pepsi Zero is right out Bob.
Hello there. Oh, you're an SCP? No.
Captain of the Adamant
3627.4. Bob is no longer allowed to consume any sort of carbonated drink since he keeps burping very loudly in people's faces after doing such.
"It still bothers me that they call us smugglers and pirates. We're humanitarian blockade runners, not druglords."
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3628: Bob is not allowed to bribe people to vote for him as our union rep with the promise of fried chicken.
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Cynthia at the Beach
3628.3. Bob may not bribe people with beer.
"What do you guys think about the ocean?" - Cynthia
Knuckles the Echidna
3628.4: Bob may not bribe people with Coke or Pepsi either.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
3629: Bob is not allowed to be our union rep.
3619: Bob is not allowed to hire a Lemony Narrator to do dramatic readings of Lemon fanfiction.
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