Queen of Neith
This is a RPG game not a random post game. I railroaded it so we can play a input RPG.
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see you, space cowboy.
>A good Quest thread knows how to handle shitposting without devolving into railroading without player input.
Long live the New Bev.
>...So can we put the moves on the killer lizard already, or...?
Queen of Neith
The blacksmith screams, "We need to get that darn lizard out of Innsmouth and into the Hall of the Reptilian. You and Vivian go outside to assist Toriel in fighting that lizard.
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>So we're in Innsmouth now? Okay...
>Run out there and glomp 682.
Queen of Neith
see you, space cowboy.
>Realize that the entire thread is pointless when commands do not matter.
>Inform 682 of this exercise in futility, before giving a sigh.
>Dive into mouth.
> D O I T.
>Looking at your last thread, I doubt you'll allow us to do anything besides fight, but...
>Eff that, I wanna have a nice conversation over tea and biscuits with a homicidal lizard that hates all life on Earth.
>Talk to SCP-682.
Blitzy....
>Decide to have a conversation about the philosophical implications of what you are doing with SCP-682.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Queen of Neith
> Talk
You try talking to him. However, SCP-682 does not respond due to nature and tendencies.
He strikes first.
Tail Swipe
20 Damage to all party members
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see you, space cowboy.
>Okay, at least there's a reason we can't talk this out.
>Scan, and reference a horribly outdated meme while you're at it. What does the Scan function say about its power level?
Queen of Neith
>Talk
"We don't have enough time to talk!" shouts Toriel who is blasting fire to SCP-682.
>Scan
Pepe was here.
SCP-682
- Health: 150
| SCP-682 |
| Origin: SCP Foundation |
| Class: S-Rank |
| Description: It is a unkillable reptile held by the SCP Foundation. It is classified Keter and the SCP Foundation desires it to be killed. Nuff said. |
see you, space cowboy.
>Talk, dammit.
Long live the New Bev.
>That's well below 9000.
>What attacks do we have?
Escape the fight. Fuck 682's wife. Make him watch. Observe him break down into a shell of a lizard on Twitter.
And then there was silence
Queen of Neith
see you, space cowboy.
>Nobody said attack. Talk.
Long live the New Bev.
>I mean, I asked about attacks.
>What kind of magic/Dunamis is available? Anything that'll pacify 682?
Queen of Neith
DUNAMIS available list.
| Fireball | Cost: 5 DNMS | A weak Fire-type attack |
| Ice Shard | Cost: 5 DNMS | A weak Ice-type attack |
| Electrobolt | Cost: 5 DNMS | A weak Electric-type attack |
ATTACK list:
- Baseball Bat
Item List:
- Triflic acid. Can be used to neutralize SCP-682.
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Former Human
>Use the Acid
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
see you, space cowboy.
>WAIT! Don't use the acid! There has to be another way!
Long live the New Bev.
Blitzy....
>Hit yourself with the bat.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
>Wonder why you started a Quest thread where player interactivity is pointless. You might as well be just writing a story normally.
Long live the New Bev.