Border control.
Wait, what? What kind of nightmare is this?!
Zig!Hoshi comes across Sharko.
Oh no.
edited 16th Feb '17 7:18:06 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Lord English runs marathons, slaughtering the competition in the process.
edited 7th Mar '17 9:31:19 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesMarathon runner.
"Now, looking at me, you may think I like to rummage through the trash for fun, and you'd be right! And here's why; sometimes when you rummage through the trash, you find a gem! That's what big-mammal employers like you should be doing! You might see us little fellas as trash, as dirty business not worth getting your paws in; but what you don't realise is that, if you just rummage through us, you'll find lots of gems worth lots of money! ...This seemed much easier on the TV."
edited 16th Feb '17 8:09:29 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."Civil rights activist.
"I don't think that's how it works... But I'll try regardless!"
*The company loses massive profit as a result of Georgia eating all the shrimp.*
edited 6th Mar '17 4:11:16 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Shrimp farmer
I get to interact with dead people. It's fine for me.
edited 5th Mar '17 6:46:37 PM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Exorcist Exorcists are meant to kick unwanted spirits out of people's homes.
Welp, back to my old job then.
edited 6th Mar '17 3:24:56 PM by Jaxfirebus
SAVER OF HUMENS!
"Now that I'm in charge, I will BRING PAPER MARIO BACK TO ITS GLORY DAYS!... wait what do you mean that's a second-party series? What do you mean that's out of my control?"
"..."
"Crap."
edited 6th Mar '17 8:49:43 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Nintendo CEO.
This is boring. I'd rather be lost in the wilderness again.
edited 6th Mar '17 11:25:22 AM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Notary.
Ah-h... h-hello. What kind of drink would you l-like?...
edited 6th Mar '17 11:38:42 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Bartender
I'm prescribe a whole lot-a pills for your cold.
edited 6th Mar '17 12:25:22 PM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!Doctor.
"But... but I can't draw."
edited 6th Mar '17 11:31:32 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Rule 34 artist.
Everyone got really depressed when I started cheerleading. I was kicked out really fast.
edited 6th Mar '17 2:24:14 PM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Cheerleaders
Where there's life, there's hope.XCOM commander who hires soldiers who can somehow miss even if their targets are standing literally two centimetres in front of the barrel of their weapon.
''Annihilate everything.''Gorgon Freechman's Assastint
YES! i will invent something that will make F 2 Ps the master race,
THE ROCKET POWERED GIBUS!
edited 7th Mar '17 7:02:33 PM by Jaxfirebus
Rocket scientist.
"..."
Georgia IS short enough for Loli and the like... but she's still really uncomfortable about this.
"Can... can I stop now? I don't wanna do this anymore..."
Seriously though what the hell dude?
edited 7th Mar '17 7:39:08 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.'yer a fetish model now.
Shooting Range Target (well, it seems to be a price of machinery, so why not?)
Art critics laughed at Lord English's art, so he killed them all in retaliation.
edited 7th Mar '17 9:59:56 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesArtist.
I was fired from the first day on the job. Pity, because I almost convinced them to join my sister.
edited 8th Mar '17 7:53:09 AM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Suicide prevention hotline worker.
WHAT?!
edited 7th Mar '17 10:50:57 PM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Diamond Cleaver (Yes, this is a real life job)
Lord English got fired for killing all the birthday boys and girls, but he doesn't care.
edited 8th Mar '17 6:32:17 AM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesBirthday clown.
"WHY THE HELL AM I GETTING ALL THE PERVY JOBS?!"
edited 8th Mar '17 4:49:51 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Recreator of the human race. You know how all the women died in LISA, right? Do you understand now?
What?! You monster!
edited 10th Mar '17 11:38:56 PM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Librarian
She does it surprisingly well. "My land. Get out."
edited 16th Feb '17 7:15:22 AM by BlackMageAnolis